Seltzer Quotes

#1. The air over the table like the sparkling space just above a fresh-poured seltzer.

David Foster Wallace

#2. I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers ... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

J. B. Smoove

#3. I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Andy Van Slyke

#4. After conducting Wagner, Beethoven's triple concerto is like taking an Alka Seltzer.

Zubin Mehta

#5. Venus, it turns out, is broiling hot. There are no swamps, no oil fields, no seltzer oceans. With insufficient data, it is easy to go wrong.

Carl Sagan

#6. If you bake a cupcake, the world has one more cupcake. If you become a circus clown, the world has one more squirt of seltzer down someone's pants. But if you win an Olympic gold medal, the world will not have one more Olympic gold medalist. It will just have you instead of someone else.

Steven E. Landsburg

#7. That was the Alka-Seltzer moment, the moment when the tablet hits the water and begins to fizz.

Trevor Baylis

#8. You're mad," the fallen angel said.
"Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.

Jim Butcher

#9. There was the Bennett Cocktail (gin, lime juice, bitters), the Bee's Knees (gin, honey, lemon juice), the Gin Fizz (gin, lemon juice, sugar, seltzer water), and the Southside (lemon juice, sugar syrup, mint leaves, gin, seltzer water).

Deborah Blum

#10. My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield

#11. I just loved going fast. So I started out with Alka-Seltzer and soda water in a bottle and attached it to the skateboard. That didn't do much. I would try a leaf blower. I was searching for anything that would go fast. Then, the lawnmower engine.

Kellan Lutz

#12. I would like to work with Paul McCartney in the future. Or Brian Seltzer. But I guess like, like I said - I'm into The Strokes, like Ben Folds, Eliot Smith, the Beatles are my favorite, the Beach Boys, Queen.

Drake Bell

#13. Lucas had narrowed his lead threesome down to two competing groups: in one was Walken, Will Seltzer, and Terri Nunn, a trio Lucas described as "a little more serious, a little more realistic"; in the other, Ford, Hamill, and Fisher, a group Lucas called "a little more fun, more goofy.

Brian Jay Jones

#14. Culture is a little like dropping an Alka-Seltzer into a glass - you don't see it, but somehow it does something.

Hans Magnus Enzensberger

#15. Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.

Conan O'Brien

#16. With the e-reader, the whole book was on
the same virtual page. One could not feel the depth of the pages on the left side increase as those of the right side diminished, the
gradual progression from beginning to middle to end, the sense of where one stood in the journey of the story.

Daniel Seltzer

#17. He focused on the world before him; the illusions and the mysteries of the future haunted his eyes.

Leigh Hershkovich

#18. I could never resist the temptation of having a look at something that doesn't exist.

Andrzej Sapkowski

#19. Teachers assess to test; educators assess to assist learning.

Dave Carter

#20. Don't be discouraged if you think you're not a great writer because terrible writers are successful in Hollywood

David Seltzer

#21. I live my life by the numbers. Not only am I an American, I am an Americanist.

Henry Rollins

#22. The 'C' students run the world.

Harry Truman

#23. anyone, but I'm a very stubborn person.

Scott Hildreth

#24. When you audition for something, and you book it, you think, 'Okay, well, I got the job, and now I actually have to show up on set and do it.' So, you show up on set, and you don't know, 'Am I going to get swallowed up by these people?'

Brie Larson

#25. Harry's hands were warm as sunshine, as usual.

Lindsay Mattick

#26. Don't chase people. If they want to leave, let them leave. Don't open the door for them. Don't even look at them. Indifference is always the best.

Unknown

#27. gentle movement and deep breathing can relieve pain and create healing

Raven Sadhaka Seltzer

#28. As Perel puts it in her TEDx talk, In desire, we want a bridge to cross.

Emily Nagoski

#29. For some moments in life, there are no words.

David Seltzer

#30. I am fully prepared to be commander in chief ... I don't need on-the-job training.

John McCain

#31. Why are you still so damned protective of me?:
"You have to ask?"
"I do."
Mick came closer still, until his face hung an inch from mine. "If you have to ask, then you wouldn't believe my answer." He drew away and continued wiping my hands.

Allyson James