Top 16 Self Massage Quotes

#1. Ha. You have no idea how hard a guy gets off from a good prostate massage.

Elle Kennedy

Self Massage Quotes #98159
#2. A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet.

Lolo Jones

Self Massage Quotes #218160
#3. There's a lady in Midtown who does amazing therapeutic massage."
"I don't need a massage."
"I can see if she gives happy endings."
"I might need a massage.

Tiffany Reisz

Self Massage Quotes #268695
#4. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed

Ronald Reagan

Self Massage Quotes #362480
#5. That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage.

Peter Greenaway

Self Massage Quotes #398985
#6. The dentist swiveled on his heels and disappeared, leaving me there to massage my jaw back into feeling after its brief, masochistic marriage to the top of my wooden desk.

Jonathan Lethem

Self Massage Quotes #530571
#7. To supply a thought is mental massage; but to evolve a thought of your own is an achievement. Thinking is a brain exercise and no faculty grows save as it is exercised.

Elbert Hubbard

Self Massage Quotes #603034
#8. Just in case you get any ideas, know that I'll be sleeping with a can of Mace in one hand and pepper spray in the other." - Katie
Jorlan's expression turned mocking. "Just in case you get any ideas, know that I'll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

Gena Showalter

Self Massage Quotes #632683
#9. My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

Victoria Wood

Self Massage Quotes #794262
#10. Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to get
lost in a book.

Gina Greenlee

Self Massage Quotes #994823
#11. I can do my part of the storytelling. I can carry it. I can paint it. I can maneuver it. I can massage it. But if I don't have anything to work with, then there's nothing.

Nicolas Winding Refn

Self Massage Quotes #1056412
#12. Science is the engine of prosperity. But you'd never know it, listening to some of the politicians. They're lawyers and businessmen, not scientists. Lawyers and businessmen massage wealth; they don't create it

Michio Kaku

Self Massage Quotes #1194995
#13. Now this relaxation of the mind from work consists on playful words or deeds. Therefore it becomes a wise and virtuous man to have recourse to such things at times.

Thomas Aquinas

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#14. They put me with a blind monk who taught me how to massage and to see again with my fingers. Now my fingers tell me more than my eyes used to, I think.

James Clavell

Self Massage Quotes #1354033
#15. Find a way to get a full-body massage every day.

S. Jay Olshansky

Self Massage Quotes #1487557
#16. I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Rodney Dangerfield

Self Massage Quotes #1699267

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