Seasonless Tights Quotes

#1. Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster.

Ali Farahnakian

#2. Germany's siege mentality and gnawing sense of encirclement (the need to 'storm out of the fortress' to prevent a Russian attack); Austria-Hungary's hatred of Serbia; Russia's deep fear of Germany; France's vengeful chauvinism; and Britain's ferocious Germanophobia.

Paul Ham

#3. Someone may have a broken heart or someone may have a broken ego. Such people will have to suffer tremendously because of that.

Dada Bhagwan

#4. Adversity is the source of our deepest growth and greatest blessings; embrace it, dare to seek it.

Aron Ralston

#5. Anime is not the end. Don't stop believing.

Hiro Mashima

#6. And this fine young prince had fallen in love with a Nobody from Nowhere -- as princes sometimes do, though not as often as romantic tradition would have you believe.

Kate Saunders

#7. There is now a feeling that the pieces of physics are falling into place, not because of any single revolutionary idea or because of the efforts of any one physicist, but because of a flowering of many seeds of theory, most of them planted long ago.

Steven Weinberg

#8. The gears of God don't turn unless all the pieces fit right.

Lauren Oliver

#9. I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.

Earl Weaver

#10. I always say, 'Thank goodness 'Wimpy Kid' was a comedy because my singing in that was more humorous than professional.'

Devon Bostick

#11. There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Bobby Heenan

#12. A friend walks in when everyone else walks out. Source Unknown

Millicent Perry

#13. The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs.

Philip Elmer-DeWitt

#14. Bayern's midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, who scampered around the pitch like an office boy on amphetamines for the last 25 minutes or so.

Rod Liddle