Seasoned Firewood Quotes

#1. Publishing companies are like schoolyard bullies that can't even fight well.

Tucker Max

#2. I've been dealing with so much press for Brooklyn, and now I am rehearsing for a play, and it is hard.

Saoirse Ronan

#3. Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single.

Paul Tournier

#4. If I want to make something known, I have to make a concerted effort to get the word out. Tiger Woods, on the other hand, only has to say something, and it's tomorrow's headlines.

Tim Finchem

#5. The only thing worse than growing up is never quite learning how

Joel Plaskett

#6. Gulls shriek plovers and sandpipers run up and down the beach. The tide is all the way out. The stone jetty from which people fish in the summer is covered with seals basking in the light.

Kathleen Valentine

#7. My big dream back then was to buy an IBM Selectric. I still have that dream. I really ought to buy a word-processor. Half the cabbies at Rocky own computers. They tell me they can write failed novels ten times faster on a PC.

Gary Reilly

#8. My opponent is Short and the match will be short.

Garry Kasparov

#9. Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

Doris Lessing

#10. I'm an optimistic guy. I'm one of those big dreamers. I'm one of those kids with that annoying imagination.

Tyler, The Creator

#11. This world is the land of the dying; the next is the land of the living.

Tryon Edwards