Top 13 Seaman Funny Quotes

#1. Too much wit makes the world rotten.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

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#2. I think now we have a very unique opportunity, thanks to the election result, thanks to such a big vote for the Greens, to say you know what, we have to face it. Otherwise this generation will be robbing the next generation of their future, and that's immoral and unethical.

Tim Costello

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#3. Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.

Barbara Seaman

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#4. Why would Grant password-protect this one file?"
"To frustrate his daughter and her best friend to no end?"
"Good guess, but probably not.

Hilary Duff

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#5. Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.

Rick Riordan

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#6. Terrorism is like jujitsu: The small players win if they make the large player use his strength against himself.

Joseph Nye

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#7. Because if we were all created idealists, then life was bound to be one relentless disappointment. But then, there was also music. We unlearned the lies with one hand and repeated them with the other.

Nikolai Grozni

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#8. Art is not a mirror to hold up to reality, rather a hammer to shape it.

Bertolt Brecht

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#9. I have been known to buy e-versions of my books because I was in a hotel room and I needed one right away to look up something in it; very handy for that - you can have it just the next minute; you can press the button and just have it.

Margaret Atwood

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#10. Good similes depend upon close observation. They depend upon brevity and wit ... They have to fit in context.

James J. Kilpatrick

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#11. While we have made great progress in increasing funding for veterans' benefits, we still have a long way to go in fully meeting the promise to our veterans.

Sue Kelly

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#12. To make people feel special you don't have to pay money but rather pay attention.

Orrin Woodward

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#13. Happiness is not always the answer let the other emotions out is sometimes what is needed

Michael Burgess

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