Screaming Carrot Quotes

#1. Because what she disliked in men was not their eroticism, but their assumption that women had none. Which left women with nothing to be but housemaids.

Marian Engel

#2. Be slow to criticize. And fast to APPRECIATE

Robin Sharma

#3. People who decry the fact that businesses are in business "just to make money" seldom understand the implications of what they are saying. You make money by doing what other people want, not what you want.

Thomas Sowell

#4. I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Carrot Top

#5. Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack.

Dov Davidoff

#6. Darkness does not leave without the light to chase it away. You need to have spiritual strength to pull you through the rough times.

Keith Shaver

#7. Your subconscious mind does not argue with you. It accepts what your conscious mind decrees. If you say, "I can't afford it," your subconscious mind works to make it true. Select a better thought. Decree, "I'll buy it. I accept it in my mind."

Joseph Murphy

#8. If you want plenty of experience in dealing with difficult people, then have kids.

Bo Bennett

#9. There was a queen that was overthrown here. So I was affected by all of that and felt profoundly grateful for the opportunity to live in Hawaii, and I set out at once to try to fit in.

Neil Abercrombie

#10. There are many things in life more worthwhile than money. One is to be brought up in this our England which is still the envy of less happy lands.

Alfred Denning, Baron Denning

#11. Rain never understands why people hide under their umbrellas! Let us make a surprise to the rain by closing our umbrellas!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.

Steve Schirripa