Scones And Clotted Quotes

#1. Girls, like men, want to be petted, pitied, and made much of, when they are diffident, in low spirits, or in unrequited love. These are services which the weak cannot render to the strong and which the strong will not render to the weak, except when there is also a difference of sex.

George Bernard Shaw

#2. There is One Infinite Spirit and every time man says, "I am" he proclaims it.

Ernest Holmes

#3. We all go through it. Kids exist to remind us that our priorities aren't always the ones we think. Even if it's hard sometimes, they put order in our lives.

Franck Thilliez

#4. I was a drummer and I played the guitar.

Jam Master Jay

#5. When there is no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth." Dawn of the Dead

David P. Forsyth

#6. The new world, the communo-bourgeois, sermonizing, Tartuffian, automobilistic, alcoholic, gluttonous and cancerous world has only two anxieties: ass and bank account ...

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#7. Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people.

Fran Lebowitz

#8. To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Colin Mochrie

#9. One Mother's Day, he gave Mom a music box that played the theme from Swan Lake. She cried for days over it.

Karen Joy Fowler

#10. You have safety and soundness as primary purpose of the Federal Reserve, the OCC, and the other agencies which control banking regulation.

Judd Gregg

#11. If you're growing, you're likely failing. If you're not failing, you're likely not growing.

Eric Greitens