Top 7 Schachner Quotes
#1. My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)
I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)
My manners are mellow,
I'm sweet like the Jell-o,
I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)
Judy Schachner
#2. It is not reason which turns the young man from God; it is the flesh. Skepticism but provides him with the excuses for the new life he is leading.
Augustine Of Hippo
#3. He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.
Kresley Cole
#4. There's a level at which, if you take poetry seriously, the focus it involves ... that never goes away.
Guy Gavriel Kay
#5. My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!
Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)
Judy Schachner
#6. Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.
Janet Evanovich
#7. I'm gay, it's all a big scam. My kids don't even know who their mother is.
Harry Connick Jr.
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