Satirists List Quotes

#1. They tell us that the rules of power and the rules of war are the same, the art is to deceive; and you will deceive, and be deceived in your turn, whether you are an ambassador or a suitor.

Hilary Mantel

#2. Evolution has meant that our prefrontal lobes are too small, our adrenal glands are too big, and our reproductive organs apparently designed by committee; a recipe which, alone or in combination, is very certain to lead to some unhappiness and disorder.

Christopher Hitchens

#3. Forever is a very long time Peter

J.M. Barrie

#4. When they ask me why I jumped off the roof of my brother's apartment building, I will tell them it was because I wanted the sky to mourn me.

And because I wanted to know what it feels like to hit something so hard it shatters me into bits that they can never sew back together.

Kady Hunt

#5. Change your mind as often as possible. Just because you thought something yesterday doesn't mean you have to think it today. Don't ever become a prisoner of your own opinion

Harvey Fierstein

#6. The characters that I have on Twitter have very little resemblance to me, the person who's writing them.

Michael Ian Black

#7. Shaming and blaming without accountability is toxic to couples, families, organizations, and communities.

Brene Brown

#8. I didn't want to be greedy. It's a mark of bad character and I always believed that pigs go the slaughterhouse.

Walter Annenberg

#9. All that money can do is buy us some one else's work in exchange for our own.

Henry Ford

#10. The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice.

Karen Kingsbury

#11. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness. I hear the ever-approaching thunder, which will destroy us too. I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right.

Anne Frank

#12. The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

Fisher Ames