Sarcastic Self Love Quotes

#1. For hearts that are kindly, with virtue and peace, and not seeking blindly a hoard to increase; for those who are grieving o'er life's sordid plan; for souls still believing in heaven and man; for homes that are lowly with love at the board; for things th

Walter Mason Camp

#2. If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting.

Meghan Apriceno Carr

#3. I know that there are several people in my life that I love that probably have no idea, but there are plenty of people I love that have been the subject of a "well-placed" sarcastic comment.

Will Walker

#4. Understand that I am even ignored by the opposite sex on the internet.

Vann Chow

#5. You make the rarest canvas, love

Madeline Miller

#6. Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.

Ella Dominguez

#7. And I know I'm sarcastic and defensive and I make a joke out of everything and am highly resistant to anything that reeks of sentimental corniness, but I'm giving you my heart anyway because being with you feels like home, and I know you won't break it.

Shauna Cross

#8. i have to love myself more than i love him, in order to leave him.

Kay M. Rutherford

#9. If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do with it.

Vann Chow

#10. Number four - world domination. Number five - always be myself. Number six - get a haircut. Number seven - convince Kenzie to fall in love with me, get married, and buy a minivan." He rolled his eyes so far back it's a wonder he didn't lose them in his skull.
"Now who is being sarcastic?

Erin Lynn

#11. I will always love the false image I had of you.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#12. I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I'm really sarcastic, so it's important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while, you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.

Matt Lanter

#13. Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

Rucy Ban

#14. Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

Ginnifer Goodwin

#15. Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?"
"No. It's quite comfortable, thank you."
"It should be. It's been in there for years." Nix winked at Will. "I hope you'll forgive my wife. She's a bit antisocial."
"And water's a bit wet.

S.W. Vaughn

#16. I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.

Hector Hugh Munro