Sarcastic Safety Quotes

#1. American energy ... is the energy of violence, of free-floating resentment and anxiety unleashed by chronic cultural dislocations which must be, for the most part, ferociously sublimated. This energy has mainly been sublimated into crude materialism

Susan Sontag

#2. I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They're worried they'll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron!

Emma Stone

#3. And the state of his bathroom
I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply developed intelligent life, but have in all probability by now envolved their own political systems.

Neil Gaiman

#4. Let the dead bury their dead, but while one has life one must live and be happy! thought

Leo Tolstoy

#5. That made me feel very disturbed, because it never seemed to be about how much hard work was involved. Ever. It was about ... 'hazel eyes'. It does help if you can brush that stuff off.

Julia Ormond

#6. He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#7. Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

Stephenie Meyer

#8. Loaded with note cards for research papers that I was hopelessly behind on, I'd enter the Public Library only to end up wandering around lost, wasting the day.

Stuart Dybek