Sarcastic Remark Quotes

#1. I... I think I broke his jaw. And bit his finger off."
"You bit his finger?"
"I bit his finger off.

Derek Landy

#2. You gotta know what you are, who you are and how you want to be portrayed.

Bruno Mars

#3. Some people like knowing what's going to happen.

Eileen Cook

#4. Sometimes, to escape a bad relationship and reclaim our lives, we have to break a piece of our heart off, like a wolf chews its leg off to escape a steel trap.

Bryant McGill

#5. Never be SARCASTIC. A clever remark might gain you a few laughs but the butt of your remarks will be offended and will remember you for it.

Gary L. Graybill

#6. Acting is an escape from the boring person that I am in real life.

Wallace Shawn

#7. Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?" I questioned. "That would be almost like being brain dead...

Vann Chow

#8. Are we all agreed? Excellent. Then Peabody had better retire to her bed; she is clearly in need of recuperative sleep, she has not made a sarcastic remark for fully ten minutes.

Elizabeth Peters

#9. I don't usually stink, but I stunk

Peyton Manning

#10. One of the benefits of a bad education is the constant pleasure of discovery.

Richard Brookhiser