Sarcastic Millennial Quotes

#1. Relatively speaking, I know what my other deficiencies are. Cosmetically, I'm not 28 and stunning. The fact that NBC appreciates what I do means a great deal to me because I know that without my reporting skills and my experience and all of that, I might not have a fighting chance.

Michele Tafoya

#2. Hell's a-coming and we all gotta learn to play the blues. (347)

Jonathan Maberry

#3. Any opening is good enough, if its reputation is bad enough.

Savielly Tartakower

#4. I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.

Sarah Silverman

#5. Women who choose to breastfeed should get as much education and support as possible.

Gayle Tzemach Lemmon

#6. Our minds, with their store of madness, had diverged. O gruesome life, ========== On the Road (Kerouac, Jack)

Anonymous

#7. According to this view of the matter, there is nothing casual in the formation of Metamorphic Rocks. All strata, once buried deep enough, (and due TIME allowed!!!) must assume that state,-none can escape. All records of former worlds must ultimately perish.

John Herschel