Sarandi 890 Quotes

#1. Anthropologist Mary Douglas (1991) examines the very thin line separating a joke from an insult: a joke expresses something a community is ready to hear; an insult expresses something it doesn't want to consider.

Henry Jenkins

#2. (Really, thought Lib, who ever died exultingly? Whatever fool penned that phrase had never sat by a bed with his ears pricked for the last rasp.) Aged

Emma Donoghue

#3. Why would I draw the short straw?

Kresley Cole

#4. Every person has a train of thought on which they travel when they are alone. The dignity and nobility of their life, as well as their happiness depend upon the direction in which that train is going, the baggage it carries and the scenery through which it travels.

Joseph Fort Newton

#5. I like to think coffee comes from beans; therefore, it's a vegetable.

Jim Gaffigan

#6. I want to follow in my father's footsteps, but do it better.

Tony Parker

#7. When we find successful people in our field, learn from their experience and understand some important things more specifically

Sunday Adelaja

#8. Conversations bore me, to visit people bores me, the sorrows and joys of my relatives bore me to my soul.

Franz Kafka

#9. He had gone beyond the world of metaphor & simile into the place of things that are, and it was changing him.

Neil Gaiman

#10. I always want to execute and maximize off of potential, and this is a natural progression. Coming up as a youngster, I always wanted to be a rapper, but I knew that if I did everything right as a rapper, I'd end up as an actor, following the models of Ice Cube, Tupac [Shakur] and Will Smith.

T.I.

#11. The more perfect a thing is, the more susceptible to good and bad treatment it is.

Dante Alighieri

#12. In a lifetime of mistakes, you two are the greatest things that have ever happened to me.

Nicholas Sparks