Sanitized Sign Quotes

#1. Like a lot of people, I've always enjoyed commenting on strangers' outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people's hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

Demetri Martin

#2. When you feel yourself unhappy, look at a smiling child, you will feel happy again!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#3. Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insaneasylums ... give me beer.You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer ... The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.

Henry Miller

#4. The best kind of prisoner is one who doesn't even know he's in prison.

Pittacus Lore

#5. In the inner place where true artists create there exists a pure child.

Lawren Harris

#6. Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

Mo Rocca

#7. And let me take one of the explanations most commonly given: Analysts were pressured to reach conclusions that would fit the political agenda of one or another administration. I deeply think that is a wrong explanation.

David Kay

#8. It is as if the ordinary language we use every day has a hidden set of signals, a kind of secret code.

William Stafford

#9. For us who choose our dreams over our love the only thing we can do for love is perhaps to release the lock around our necks. Through that, the pain may vanish.

Ai Yazawa

#10. The dilapidation was not a memory but a representation of a poorly remembered past.

Alex Garland