Top 100 Sandler Quotes
#1. I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.
Adam Sandler
#2. I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only ... .Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks,
Adam Sandler
#3. I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
Adam Sandler
#4. Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
Adam Sandler
#5. Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
Adam Sandler
#6. In 'Billy Madison,' I worked with Adam before anyone really knew he was Adam Sandler.
Tamra Davis
#7. the Battle of the Boyfriends since they almost got Adam Sandler to come judge the year after The Wedding Singer was in theaters." Her phone dinged. She whipped it out, and Will's gut went tight at the name on the readout. Lindsey. Pepper angled the phone away from his
Jamie Farrell
#8. Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Adam Sandler
#9. I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
Adam Sandler
#10. I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan base are like, 'Hey!' and high-five him and want to hang out, but mine go behind pillars and get really freaked out.
Kate Beckinsale
#12. On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.
Adam Sandler
#13. It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
Adam Sandler
#14. I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
Adam Sandler
#15. The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
Adam Sandler
#16. If I had a child actor, I would wish for it to be in an Adam Sandler movie, because he just comes in and makes them so comfortable and is so brilliant with them and they all go home and they that they've got this special relationship.
Kate Beckinsale
#17. A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
Adam Sandler
#18. I like sitting and writing with my buddies.
Adam Sandler
#19. I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
Adam Sandler
#20. My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Adam Sandler
#21. When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
Adam Sandler
#22. I think one of the prophets stuttered when he dictated your specs," Jal said, snickering. "Or the gene-splicer was daydreaming about his high-status trueborn love and he botched your programming.
Karen Sandler
#23. The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?
Adam Sandler
#24. I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
Adam Sandler
#25. Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!
Adam Sandler
#26. I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!
Molly Shannon
#27. It's impossible in our postmodern era for anyone to be original
for anybody to do what Jackson Pollock did ...
Irving Sandler
#28. There's not much to know about me other than I like meeting artists and I like yakking.
Irving Sandler
#29. God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
Adam Sandler
#30. The line between the allure of liberty and the menace of of anarchy is often blurred." From: Caspian Diary
J.M. Sandler
#31. I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
Adam Sandler
#32. I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
Adam Sandler
#33. I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
Adam Sandler
#34. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
Adam Sandler
#35. I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
Adam Sandler
#36. Sex prejudice is so ingrained in our society that many who practice it are simply unaware that they are hurting. It is the last socially acceptable prejudice.
Bernice Sandler
#37. Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
Adam Sandler
#39. I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.
Adam Sandler
#40. I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
Adam Sandler
#41. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
Adam Sandler
#42. My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.
Adam Sandler
#43. Although I had never known anything but poverty, I knew that no amount of wealth could diminish my shame." From: Caspian Diary
J.M. Sandler
#44. I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.
Adam Sandler
#45. I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
Adam Sandler
#46. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Adam Sandler
#47. We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
Adam Sandler
#48. I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
Adam Sandler
#49. SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
Adam Sandler
#50. I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.
Adam Sandler
#51. It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
Adam Sandler
#52. I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.
Adam Sandler
#53. It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.
Adam Sandler
#54. I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.
Adam Sandler
#55. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
Adam Sandler
#56. Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.
Adam Sandler
#57. Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
Adam Sandler
#58. I know I want to always do the best I can.
Adam Sandler
#59. The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.
Adam Sandler
#60. I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
Adam Sandler
#61. The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
#62. When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.
Adam Sandler
#63. When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be.
Adam Sandler
#65. Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.
Henry Winkler
#66. We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.
Adam Sandler
#67. Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
Adam Sandler
#68. When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.
Adam Sandler
#69. Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
Adam Sandler
#70. I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
Adam Sandler
#71. I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that.
Kevin Nealon
#72. I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
Adam Sandler
#74. I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past and I hope to make a movie that; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
Adam Sandler
#75. Courage is all about taking action. Courage requires discipline, vitality, and guts to face those tasks in your profession that make you feel uncomfortable.
David Sandler
#76. I play David Hasselhoff's secretary and she gets around a bit - it's quite a role. I end up in bed with Adam Sandler, It's so surreal it's hysterical . I'm so excited. This is the biggest thing I have ever done, there's no comparison.
Sophie Monk
#77. The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy.
Adam Sandler
#78. Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice.
Jimmy Fallon
#79. I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
Adam Sandler
#80. I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
Adam Sandler
#81. I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
Adam Sandler
#82. In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
Adam Sandler
#83. Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.
Adam Sandler
#84. I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
Adam Sandler
#85. When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.
Adam Sandler
#86. I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
Adam Sandler
#87. I stopped trying to figure out American juries around the same time Adam Sandler movies started raking in millions at the box office
people just don't act predictably.
Jodi Picoult
#88. Robert Sandler is a child who died when he was three years old, and he is a child who was the first child that we know of to be treated with chemotherapy.
Siddhartha Mukherjee
#89. I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.
Adam Sandler
#91. Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
Adam Sandler
#92. I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
Adam Sandler
#93. Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain.
Adam Sandler
#95. I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
Adam Sandler
#96. When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, the Wayans, Adam Sandler - they get it. And I've always felt that Andy Samberg is the future of comedy.
Terry Crews
#97. I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
Adam Sandler
#98. There's nothing in the mechanical world that matches the sophistication, complexity, and multi-tasking ability of the foot
Michael Sandler
#99. My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
Adam Sandler
#100. Hanukkah is ... the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
Adam Sandler
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top
