San Francisco 49ers Funny Quotes

#1. Our sorrows, like the passing keels of the vessels upon the sea, leave a silver line of holy light behind them "afterwards." It is peace, sweet, deep peace, which follows the horrible turmoil which once reigned in our tormented, guilty souls.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#2. It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the playoffs or in the Super Bowl.

Al Michaels

#3. He's got one of the best chins I've ever hit in my life. I was catching him and he was smiling at me, he was eating them. He's a great fighter, he'll be champion one day.

David Haye

#4. A comeback in gymnastics is almost impossible in itself.

Shawn Johnson

#5. If you need a guide for your ongoing relationship with God, read Psalms.

Jim George

#6. A pat on the back can often motivate more than currency notes!

Abhishek Ratna

#7. Our standards for motherhood are so high that many of us harbor intense, secret guilt for every harsh word we speak to our children, every negative thought that enters our minds.

Vanessa Diffenbaugh

#8. When you've travelled for 34 years as a musician, you do all the culture stuff when you're young and full of energy. In the middle stage, you indulge too much and are scared of daylight. Then, in the final stage, you've seen it all, so you tend to take things a lot easier.

Peter Hook

#9. I usually go for the ethnic ladies. That's kinda my preference, but I don't discriminate.

Mark Salling