Sam Ryan Quotes

#1. The nobler type of man is broad-minded and not prejudiced. The inferior man is prejudiced and not broad-minded.

Confucius

#2. On adultery: Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

Paul Newman

#3. Gary's eyes narrowed. "I'm pretty sure I don't like you."
"My world is crumbling," Ryan said. I might have laughed. Because sass.

T.J. Klune

#4. Life is a miracle and your most important goal in life is to protect this miracle. You have one more goal which is as important as this one and that is to protect the other miracles, the lives of others!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. That spring he found the old bear, dead, in one of the caves. He slept beside the body. He dreamed the bear was his father. That was when he gave up being human. He gave her up as well.

Alice Hoffman

#6. I am a Patsy Cline fan.

Charlie Day

#7. The world is split between those who do not sleep because they are hungry and those who do not sleep because they are afraid of those who are hungry.

Paulo Freire

#8. He grinned at me again, and the butterflies in my stomach turned into dragons and laid waste to my innards.

T.J. Klune

#9. I fell in love with Ryan, you got jealous, then I fell out of love with him because he seemed needy, you tied me up, I got half a chubby because it reminded me of Octavio, and now you have a date with Ryan. Oops. I mean Todd. Gosh, I'm beat. What a long night.

T.J. Klune

#10. Hi, my name is Ryan Foxheart. Oh no! There's danger afoot! Let me pull out my sword and pose." I mimed pulling a sword from my side and cocked an eyebrow. "Notice how dashing I am. And immaculate. And today, my hair is parted on the right. Wink.

T.J. Klune

#11. We went into the Dark Woods and I almost had to get gay fairy married again and now I feel really bad and Ryan got bad-touched by trees and Fairy King Dimitri was cryptic and annoying and apparently has a size kink.

T.J. Klune

#12. I did plays in college, and I have half of a play. But I'm kind of stuck. I keep revisiting it so maybe it will move somewhere. There's something about plays where you can feel that sense of artifice at any moment.

Aimee Bender

#13. You are way too pretty to exist in this world with us mere mortals. I somehow managed to stop myself from calling him Knight Delicious Face. It was close.

T.J. Klune

#14. You chose to stop acknowledging a world that has treated you foully. What's saner than that?

Mindy McGinnis

#15. You okay, Sam?"
"Ha-ha, why wouldn't I be? Everything is peachy! I'm okay. I'm better than okay."
"Okay. I only ask because you haven't stopped staring at me for the last four hours."
"You lie with all your lies!

T.J. Klune

#16. Can you sign something?" Nicole demanded. "This paper? This napkin? My chest? My inner thighs or my wildest dreams? Whatever you want.

T.J. Klune

#17. At times, European football can be very slow but it speeds up in the final third.

Rio Ferdinand

#18. I watched the Star Wars trilogy with some good friends of mine for the first time in a few years, I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies-one of those first mashup books-and then I went to the Oregon Shakespeare Festival with my family.

Ian Doescher

#19. I glanced back at my merry little band of travelers. A hornless gay unicorn. A half-giant. A knight who was a jerk but that I wanted to have for breakfast.

T.J. Klune

#20. If you want sex, have an affair. If you want a relationship, buy a dog.

Julie Burchill

#21. I didn't say Tvlakv isn't a bastard. He's just a likable bastard." He hesitated, then grimaced. "Those are the worst kind. When you kill them, you end up feeling guilty for it.

Brandon Sanderson

#22. Fifteen-year-old Sam had seen twenty-year-old Ryan for the first time and had immediately run upstairs and jerked off. It had been a revolutionary and enlightening experience that essentially answered the question that yes, I was indeed very, very gay.

T.J. Klune

#23. For centuries you have been taught that love-sponsored action arises out of the choice to be, do, and have whatever produces the highest good for another. Yet I tell you this: the highest choice is that which produces the highest good for you.

Neale Donald Walsch

#24. So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did.

T.J. Klune

#25. I started wondering if God really existed. The world seemed too empty and lonely for there to be a God in it. But I figured he must exist because I kept blaming everything on him.

The Hippie

#26. Ryan said, What the hell? Does everything want to have sex with you?

T.J. Klune

#27. I bet he wants to solve Ryan's riddle," Mary said. "And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan.

T.J. Klune

#28. But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don't know who you're messing with.

T.J. Klune

#29. Another fairy flew up, carrying a spear and wearing a helmet and not much else. I thought about asking why he had armor on his head and not his balls, but I didn't think that was proper etiquette while being held prisoner by the Dark Woods fairies.

T.J. Klune