Saltz Mongeluzzi Quotes

#1. Something we were withholding made us weak, until we found it was ourselves.

Robert Frost

#2. If some of these [Republican] folks were around when Columbus set sail, they must have been founding members of the 'flat earth society.' They would not believe that the world was round.

Barack Obama

#3. I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.

Mary Ann Shaffer

#4. I don't like to sit still.

Philip Rivers

#5. Writing has been an important exercise to clarify what I believe, what I see, what I care about, what my deepest values are ... the process of converting a jumble of thoughts into coherent sentences makes you ask tougher questions.

Barack Obama

#6. I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#7. I think nudity is funny, especially when it's inappropriate.

Chelsea Handler

#8. One thing I've learned about life is that if you really let go, it's just a joy ride.

Ricky Williams

#9. If people are rude, that may be the end of the conversation, and maybe we won't have a subsequent conversation. But I believe in giving people the benefit of the doubt and believing the best about the person.

Michele Bachmann