Saidel Bakery Quotes

#1. It is a true saying that 'one falsehood easily leads to another.'

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#2. In life, I regret the things I didn't do far more than the missteps I made along the way.

David Stanley

#3. But my disciples shall stand in holy places, and shall not be moved; but among the wicked, men shall lift up their voices and curse God and die.

Joseph Smith Jr.

#4. Fantasy is the only canvas large enough for me to paint on.

Terry Brooks

#5. History is hallmark of humanity.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. Tonight I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a very nice fellow, who is unusually grateful for something I wrote about him and his men. They are going to do the Still Alarm act for me.

Richard H. Davis

#7. What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

Jo Brand

#8. If you were to sit me down in a classroom, with fluorescent lights humming and some woman trying to teach me Italian, there's no way. But scream goes to Italy, we stay in a squat, and the only way you can ask someone where to take a piss is to do it in Italian. So I learned Italian.

Dave Grohl

#9. To meditate is to observe yourself, for you are totally responsible for your body, mind, thought.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

#10. When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11. Given enough coffee I could rule the world

Terry Pratchett

#12. They know not how many things are signified by the words stealing, sowing, buying, keeping quiet, seeing what ought to be done; for this is not effected by the eyes, but by another kind of vision.

Marcus Aurelius

#13. Agents are still asking for millions of dollars for actors that don't sell one ticket.

Uwe Boll

#14. Good afternoon, here I am in your multimillion-dollar home covered in people dust and smelling vaguely of rot. Please pay me a large sum of money to mold the impressionable mind of your teenager.

Caitlin Doughty