Saggy Quotes

#1. At the age of 55, you will get a saggy roll just above your waist, even if you are painfully thin.

Nora Ephron

#2. She was clean: no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of flaccid tattoos droop like moth-eaten upholstery over poorly stuffed biceps and saggy asses?

Jennifer Egan

#3. You act like you have a saggy diaper that leaks." "Maybe you need to take your Shut-The-Hell-Up pill.

J.A. Konrath

#4. What a shock it had been when she began to grow invisible to men and they no longer registered her. How humiliating to discover time had abducted her favorite version of herself and replaced it with a saggy middle-aged woman instead.

Kathleen Tessaro

#5. A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.

Demetri Martin

#6. I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.

Dora J. Arod

#7. What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or somebody is going to think we're nuts.

Kyung-Sook Shin

#8. I didn't recognize it as such then, because I was only thirteen years old, but later I found it a bit ironic that my first time seeing a woman in all her form and glory and saggy drug-tainted tits, arrived at the same exact time as my first introduction to death.

Dave Matthes

#9. So why in the name of Merlin's saggy left - "
"Don't talk to your mother like that.

J.K. Rowling

#10. As I get older, I'm starting to find myself liking clean, fitted outfits, so I like a button-down. I'm seeing supermodels and what fashion is really like in real life. There's more than just Atlanta with the saggy pants.

Shameik Moore

#11. I actually love the 'rappers look,' with the saggy pants and oversized clothes. It's very deliberate.

Carine Roitfeld

#12. I respect Gloria Steinem enormously. But I never wanted to be in any kind of movement - and if you're over a certain age, you better keep your bra on because nothing's worse than saggy duds.

Carmen Dell'Orefice

#13. It's what inside that counts, she reasoned defiantly. Love conquers all: even mismatched outfits and saggy jumpers.

Eleanor Prescott

#14. Hey!" I said, indignation filling me. "I'm immortal! Doesn't that mean I won't get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn't mean that, I want a refund -

Katie MacAlister

#15. I won't tell you again! Don't look back! In hell you never look back!

Grant Morrison

#16. In 'Dark Skye,' I rewrote every one of the Pandemonia scenes over and over before I was happy with them - hundreds of pages are now sitting in a folder called 'Cuttings,' never to be read. Ouch!

Kresley Cole

#17. In the shadow of my hurt, forgiveness feel like a decision to reward my enemy. But in the shadow of the cross, forgiveness is merely a gift from one undeserving soul to another.

Andy Stanley

#18. Sunset is still my favorite color, and rainbow is second.

Mattie Stepanek

#19. in America it was all or nothing when it came to race. You were either white or you weren't. Funnily

Viet Thanh Nguyen

#20. It's not a country of articulate people, sophisticated people. There's too little subtlety. Men and women don't enjoy each other very much in Australia. I don't find very many men sexy in Australia. Of course, I'm married and out of it, but still.

Judy Davis

#21. What Jack didn't understand was that no matter where he went, the same asshole got off the plane.

Stephen King

#22. I work to attain a 'state of heart', a gentle space offering inspirational substance that could purify one's vision. Photography, like music, must be born in the unmanifest world of spirit.

Paul Caponigro

#23. Some people are upset to see you doing ordinary things. Those people, if they were a celebrity, they would have an entourage.

Joni Mitchell

#24. A writer writes what other people only think.

Sol Stein

#25. I feel like I have to do the best job I can to basically say, "OK, I understand - you have every right to be angry, but anger is not a plan. Here's what I want to do, and that's why I hope you will support me, because I think it will actually improve the lives of Americans."

Hillary Clinton