Safety Belt Sayings

#1. after an indeterminate amount of time having only bed baths? I'm fine with the safety belt - hell, do I want to fall on the hard floor? No, please, God, no.

Anonymous

#2. Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

Chuck Berry

#3. The seat belt irked his father more than Uncle Colin's not eating meat, because, though his father never said it, Larry knew he considered seat belts cowardly.

Tom Franklin

#4. In a way, my design works as much because the belt is comfortable for the user as it does because it is safer.

Nils Bohlin

#5. Reputation will become an even more important currency in the future.

Kabir Sehgal

#6. If we are pawns in the middle of this heavenly battle to hurt the Lord, we need the Scriptures for a weapon.

Raven H. Price

#7. A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt

George Carlin

#8. Do you know what is the hardest thing in life? To make a choice.

Honore De Balzac

#9. Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'

Margaret Smith

#10. Life is sad, life is a bust, all you can do is do what you must.

Bob Dylan

#11. Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Jesse Ventura

#12. My love of cleaning is symbolic of my desire to rule the world ... I always wear a seat belt because I enjoy being alive ... and I like having two eyes, so yes to the safety goggles, too!

Kristan Higgins

#13. Nobel Prize money is a life-belt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.

George Bernard Shaw

#14. If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt."
"The what?"
Xavier shook his head in disbelief.
"You worry me," he muttered.

Alexandra Adornetto

#15. I don't really have Down's syndrome; I just have a slight case of it.

Chris Burke