Rules Of Engagement Funny Quotes

#1. Every morning prepare your soul for a tranquil day.

Saint Francis De Sales

#2. I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.

Francois Hollande

#3. I wanted him to say nice things to me, maybe even hold me. Strange did not begin to define my mood.

C.J. Roberts

#4. I've always been fascinated by the Gold Coast. The homes themselves are spectacular, unlike anything you'll see other than in Newport, Bar Harbor or Palm Beach. It's a very special area that, because of local demographics, is not going to survive much longer.

Nelson DeMille

#5. Anything can happen now that we've slid over this bridge, anything at all ...

F Scott Fitzgerald

#6. Absolutely. There are a 1000 better coaches in the cities, but I'm the best in the country.

Lou Holtz

#7. Fate determines a man's beginning. The man, by choice, determines his end.

Ogwo David Emenike

#8. Yes, she was imperfect. But that didn't mean she wasn't also spectacular.

Victoria Dahl

#9. Why settle for smoke when you can have FYER

Gynger Fyer

#10. Meditation is not a way of making your mind quiet.
It is a way of entering into the quiet that is already there -
buried under the 50,000 thoughts
the average person thinks every day

Deepak Chopra

#11. People are writing post-apocalyptic fiction like there's no tomorrow!

Cassandra Page

#12. I hope before I am getting too old and when my mind is still functioning, I can tell some better stories.

Zhang Yimou