Rubric For Using Quotes

#1. Maybe, the hope said. Maybe.

Lauren Oliver

#2. The Japanese seem to be a loyal audience.

Herb Alpert

#3. I am one of those people who are blessed, or cursed, with a nature which has to interfere. If I see a thing that needs doing I do it.

Margery Allingham

#4. You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually.

Scott Ellis

#5. When did 'Ask not what your country can do for you' become 'Ask only what your country will give you'?

Allen West

#6. I was a nice girl," she pleaded, "wasn't I?

J.D. Salinger

#7. In terms of sheer annoyance, nobody I have ever known has compared to Sare Worthington, saver of the environment, native of Portland, Maine, forever wishing that she were from Portland, Oregon. Bitch should have just moved there.

Caroline Kepnes

#8. moral anarchy has actually become something like the explicit goal of some of our most influential institutions.

Yuval Levin

#9. Life is simple," I said. "Ale, women, sword, and reputation. Nothing else matters.

Bernard Cornwell

#10. Purpose is not necessary to make a building beautiful.

Philip Johnson

#11. Could we have entered into the mind of Sir Isaac Newton, and have traced all the steps by which he produced his great works, we might see nothing very extraordinary in the process.

Joseph Priestley

#12. My mind became a sanctuary for secret thoughts of escaping from this household.

Tehmina Durrani

#13. Jesus came to save souls in his fathers name with love and only love that is why he turned up as a man, so why can't we see his real message?

Ravi Zacharias

#14. They know better than you, they're grown-ups. Jake thought that was bullshit. If being a grown-up really meant knowing better, why did his father go on smoking three packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day and snorting cocaine until his nose bled?

Stephen King

#15. An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

Don Rickles