Rubber Duck Quotes

#1. One is never alone with a rubber duck.

Douglas Adams

#2. You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie

Cassandra Clare

#3. Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)

Cassandra Clare

#4. In Holland, we have a saying: 'A knife cuts on two sides.' With the rubber duck, I'm trying to show people what they haven't been seeing in their public space. When the rubber duck is there and when it's gone, you know.

Florentijn Hofman

#5. People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks me about that, but it was an absolutely random thing, just a cool sound.

Kieran Hebden

#6. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

J.K. Rowling

#7. I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.

Florentijn Hofman

#8. I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.

Florentijn Hofman

#9. New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck. Yes, on the DEA's website you can buy a rubber ducky with a DEA badge and a cop's hat. Which I recommend doing, because they're a great place to hide your weed.

Bill Maher

#10. Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout 'Bang!'

George Will

#11. It's important to talk about it. You raise awareness. But you can also prevent it (child abuse) by not letting it be a secret.

Chris Witty

#12. In 2000, when my partner Ben Horowitz was CEO of the first cloud computing company, Loudcloud, the cost of a customer running a basic Internet application was approximately $150,000 a month.

Marc Andreessen

#13. It's much better to say, "If the herd is running, I'm running with those guys." And humans have herd mentality.

Neal Barnard

#14. Women in New York have to work much harder to compete with the supermodels for attention.

Jessica Cutler

#15. A handbag is only one item to be worn with a complete outfit. Add a peony pink leather handbag to a charcoal gray suit, for instance, and the impact is chic with a touch of wit.

Kate Spade

#16. Fairfax was incredibly important to the shaping of the country.

Dougray Scott