Roy Woods Quotes

#1. The only music we ever listened to out in the piney woods was Roy Acuff and the Grand Ole Opry. That was the only night of the week I was allowed to lay in the middle of the bed with Mama and Daddy, just long enough to hear Roy Acuff sing; then I had to go back to bed.

George Jones

#2. I'm more Baskin-Robbins style myself.

Jake Gyllenhaal

#3. We were so far back in the woods, they almost had to pipe in sunlight.

Roy Rogers

#4. Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

Chris Gethard

#5. Caviar is strange and disgusting. That popping texture, its like Space Dust for gourmets.

Marian Keyes

#6. I don't write to give joy to readers but to give them a conscience.

Pramoedya Ananta Toer

#7. Our whole philosophy was to intimidate the quarterback. We were able to do it. We were pioneers. People still recognize us as, maybe, the best defensive line of all time.

Merlin Olsen

#8. The difference between a healthy person and one who is mentally ill is the fact that the healthy one has all the mental illnesses, and the mentally ill person has only one.

Robert Musil

#9. Naturally, I now love Jesus very much. Yes, I love him so damn much that I would like to crucify him all over again!

Carl Panzram