Roy Bean Quotes

#1. I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.

Suzanne Collins

#2. I can pick your lock anytime I want a taste of your pussy.

Ainsley Booth

#3. I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.

Roy Bean

#4. Spring with its wavin' green grass and heaps of sweet-smellin' flowers on every hill and in every dale.

Roy Bean

#5. I am from a city (Glasgow) that is not unlike Liverpool. I am joining the people's football club. The majority of people you meet on the street are Everton fans. It is a fantastic opportunity, something you dream about. I said 'yes' right away as it is such a big club.

David Moyes

#6. Hang 'em first, try 'em later.

Roy Bean

#7. An imaginary perfection is automatically at the same level as I who imagine it neither higher nor lower.

Simone Weil

#8. A decent cowboy does not take what belongs to someone else and if he does he deserves to be strung up and left for the flies and coyotes

Roy Bean

#9. My father was always playing the piano. He played all kinds of music - Gershwin, all kinds of stuff.

Kate Bush

#10. I know the law ... I am it's greatest transgressor.

Roy Bean

#11. Time will pass and seasons will come and go.

Roy Bean

#12. You have been tried by twelve good men and true, not of your peers but as high above you as heaven is of hell, and they have said you are guilty.

Roy Bean

#13. Gentlemen, I find the law very explicit on murdering your fellow man, but there's nothing here about killing a Chinaman. Case dismissed.

Roy Bean

#14. If we gave up eating beef we would have roughly 20 to 30 times more land for food than we have now.

James Lovelock

#15. And Fall, with her yeller harvest moon and the hills growin' brown and golden under a sinkin' sun.

Roy Bean

#16. And finally Winter, with its bitin', whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow.

Roy Bean

#17. Don't interfere with something that ain't bothering' you none.

Roy Bean

#18. You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Roy Bean