Judge Roy Bean Sentencing Quotes

#1. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

Jesse Ventura

#2. Watching Ky wake is better than a sunrise.

Ally Condie

#3. I'm here for every bit of your life. The bad parts, the scary parts. And I vow to do all you ask of me that is fair ... even at the end." I knew I didn't have to elaborate; I could see that he'd gotten it, and that it moved him. "I do.

Lia Habel

#4. Baseball is a diversion. It is therapy. It takes peoples minds off of everything that has happened, if just for a while.

George Pataki

#5. The telephone is a great knee-jerk machine, but if you really want to tell someone how you feel, you need the slowness of the letter. In a society where everything is fast, it's like going out in the country and looking up at the stars.

Nick Bantock

#6. In LA, it's the law that you must be engaged in writing a screenplay with your hairdresser, pool boy, personal trainer, life coach, dog walker, or yoga instructor.

Mimi Pond

#7. The criminal is a creative artist; detectives are just critics.

Hannu Rajaniemi

#8. He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.

Mike Harding

#9. On Eye of the Zombie, I had so-called studio musicians.

John Fogerty