Roundys Distribution Quotes

#1. Magnus was a really cool guy.

Cassandra Clare

#2. The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. An old monkey never makes a pretty face.

Francois Rabelais

#4. I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacco, so what can I do? If it's tobacco, then let it be tobacco.

Anton Chekhov

#5. I'm always writing, even when I'm not at my desk. I write on my hands. I used to write on my kids' hands, too, but they don't let me any more. When I'm driving I sometimes write all the way up my arms.

Jodi Picoult

#6. When I'm wasted, I can almost forget who I am," he said, his smile fading slightly. "I know I'm still there, but only barely. It's a good place to be." He tipped back the thermos, eyes on the dark sea straight ahead

Becca Fitzpatrick

#7. Every word, every image used for God is a distortion more than a description.

Anthony De Mello

#8. Let me tell you, if your marriage is in trouble, skip the therapist and find a psycho. Nothing brings people together faster.

David Edelstein

#9. I dream of a Digital India where cyber security becomes an integral part of our National Security.

Narendra Modi

#10. It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

Phil Mickelson