Roundhouse Kick Quotes

#1. I closely resembled a man who had just suffered a roundhouse kick to the bojangles by a drunken woman who somersaulted out of a bathroom. I became equal parts shocked and horrified. I

Karen McCool

#2. Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

John Green

#3. Turning the other cheek is not always the answer. In a certain situation on a certain day for a certain person, it's correct. Sometimes a good roundhouse kick on a certain day in a certain situation for a certain person is correct.

Frederick Lenz

#4. If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

Chuck Norris

#5. There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.

Chuck Norris

#6. Some phrases just have a nice ring to them, y'know? Like, "The water sprite goes flowing down the river." Or, "Ahh, spring." "It's totally autumn." "Drop dead." "Stiff roundhouse kick." Or, "Thick soy broth." See?

Eiichiro Oda

#7. I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

#8. Ah, love, - you are my unutterable blessing ... I am in full sunshine now.

Robert Browning

#9. And so it came that White Fang learned that the right to punish was something the gods reserved for themselves and denied to the lesser creatures under them.

Jack London

#10. Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Hugo Black

#11. So I started to think: "How can that happen?" ... So the guy says, "What are you doing? You come fix the radio, but you're only walking back and forth!" I say, "I'm thinking!

Richard Feynman

#12. There is a thought that stops thought. That is the only thought that ought to be stopped.

G.K. Chesterton

#13. Jesse Dittley kicked in the door. It was a slow-motion kick because his leg was so long - there was a considerable lag between when he began to swing his leg and when his foot actually hit the door. Blue wondered what that was called. A leg roundhouse, or something.

Maggie Stiefvater