Ronnie Shakes Quotes

#1. I don't know if I am an intelligent man or not, but I know one thing for sure; if my portion of intelligence was a bit larger, my personality would certainly collapse under its weight!

Fereidoon Yazdi

#2. I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

Ronnie Shakes

#3. My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

Ronnie Shakes

#4. A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

Ronnie Shakes

#5. Where love is planted and kindness cultivated,
goodness grows.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

Ronnie Shakes

#7. Don't just consume things, create things

Barack Obama

#8. As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all black school. I went so far as to have them print my negative in the yearbook. I think it was the black teeth that gave me away.

Ronnie Shakes

#9. Oh, don't look at this frail, old druid like that, Solomon. I may be slow in my movements, buy my mind is sharp as a dagger's tip. Lazerin smirked.

Madison Thorne Grey

#10. I like life. It's something to do.

Ronnie Shakes

#11. One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

Ronnie Shakes

#12. I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say

Ronnie Shakes

#13. I love Barbra Streisand. Anybody who knows me knows I just love her, love her, love her!

Lauren London

#14. I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

Ronnie Shakes

#15. When you talking about funk music you just talking about a collage of a lot of different types of music. They used strings, they had brass, they had vocalist.

Killer Mike

#16. We do not control the trade of our resources, which are an important factor of prosperity for the dominant nations.

Omar Bongo

#17. You want the film to be critically successful - you certainly want the film to be financially successful so that you can ... well, because that's how movies like this are made, you know, they need to make money. But as a director, you can only make the movie that you want to make.

Joseph Kosinski

#18. And let us not forget the Social Security system. Recent studies show that undocumented workers sustain the Social Security system with a subsidy as much as $7 billion a year. Let me repeat that: $7 billion a year.

Luis Gutierrez

#19. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

Ronnie Shakes

#20. I always tell my students that Malcolm X came both to his spirituality and to his consciousness as a thinker when he had solitude to read. Unfortunately, tragically, like so many young black males, that solitude only came in prison.

Bell Hooks

#21. I've always avoided those sorts of self-assessments because if you give yourself a 10 out of 10 people think you're a big head, if you give yourself a 6 out of 10 they think you're plagued with self-doubt, so I'm just not going to rate myself.

Tony Abbott

#22. Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."

Ronnie Shakes

#23. Where there's a will there's a dead person.

Ronnie Shakes

#24. Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

Ronnie Shakes