Rome Archer Quotes

#1. Rome Archer, if you don't wake up right this second so I can tell you that I love you, I swear I'm going to name this baby something ridiculous like Daffodil or Rover and I'm going to let your brother be in charge of haircuts until he or she is old enough to complain.

Jay Crownover

#2. What did you call me?"

"Captain No-Fun.

Jay Crownover

#3. That is one fireball of a girlfriend you got there. The OR team was drawing straws to see who would go out and update her and your family. I think she actually had them scared.

Jay Crownover

#4. Their love wanted to fix her, and refused to see that she wasn't broken.

Seanan McGuire

#5. Being Captain No-Fun really is no fun

Jay Crownover

#6. I love you, Half-Pint. Love that little baby. You understand where I'm at with all of that?" ( ... ) "I know you aren't on the same page as me just yet, Cora, and for right now I'm happy enough we're reading the same book. Eventually you have to turn the page, though, you got me?

Jay Crownover

#7. Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me.

Jesus Christ

#8. To my undying shame, I do read reviews. I don't read them all, but I like to get some kind of idea how things are going.

Nick Cave

#9. I am indebted to the press of the United States for almost every dollar which I possess ...

P.T. Barnum

#10. Rule, she's always been an Archer. Putting a rock on her finger is just a formality. No one doubts how much you care about her, or that you are committed to her and her alone. Screw her obnoxious family and whatever headache Mom and Dad might want to cause, your want her forever, ask her.

Jay Crownover

#11. I'm always yours, Rule. I will so totally marry you and it would make me happier than anything in the entire world to be an Archer. I don't need a ring or a speech. All I ever need is you.

Jay Crownover

#12. You will NEVER be just a guy, Rome. You're the best brother a guy could have. You're a fucking hero. No one, and I mean no one, has ever had my back the way you have. You are an incredible person, be it in the army fighting a war or sitting on the goddamn couch watching the game. Don't forget it.

Jay Crownover

#13. I tried a dozen different modifications that were rejected. But they all served as a path to the final design.

Mikhail Kalashnikov

#14. You live you die and death not ends it.

Jim Morrison

#15. No Black woman can become an intellectual without decolonizing her mind.

Bell Hooks

#16. We love you, dude, but I swear to God, if you put me in a position where I have to pick between you and Shaw, she is going to win every single time, hands down. Know it.

Jay Crownover