Top 100 Romano Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Romano

#1. Waiting for the implosion [of the government of Romano Prodi] is risking to turn into Waiting for Godot.

#2. I wish more Italian literature were translated and read in English. I've discovered so many extraordinary and diverse writers: Lalla Romano, Carlo Cassola. Beppe Fenoglio, Giorgio Manganelli, just to name a few.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#3. There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

Greg Behrendt

#4. To my fellow nominees, whoever they are - I'm not that familiar with their work - I just want to say, there's always next year - except, you know, for Ray Romano .

Tony Shalhoub

#5. Pirenne was quite right that the ancient trading economy continued after the first invasions and the establishment of the mixed Romano-barbarian successor kingdoms. Some kind of connectivity by sea endured continuously, even if at very low levels (Horden and Purcell 2000).

Henri Pirenne

#6. Think what a revolution it will be if we manage to get everyone to pay their taxes.

Romano Prodi

#7. The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

Ray Romano

#8. I don't get sick.

Ray Romano

#9. The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me.

Ray Romano

#10. So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality - it makes me able to just become Belle every single night.

Christy Romano

#11. You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot. But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.

Christy Romano

#12. You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.

Ray Romano

#13. Once a maggot, always a maggot.

Christy Carlson Romano

#14. In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

Ray Romano

#15. I want to be a positive influence in little girls' eyes. Little girls need to be confident and grow up with a healthy state of mind. It's a tough, tough world out there.

Christy Carlson Romano

#16. And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.

Christy Romano

#17. If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.

Ray Romano

#18. Because I'm not trying to throw people any curves.

Christy Romano

#19. My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.

Ray Romano

#20. People who can't rely on their wits and intelligence to reach success
that's not what government is about, and that's not what I want.

Christy Carlson Romano

#21. I do still get intimidated by certain things.

Ray Romano

#22. Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..

Ray Romano

#23. Jesus was no cold Superman - he was more human than any of us. Entirely pure, unweakened by evil, he was loving and open to the core. His ardor, truth, sensitivity, power, capacity for joy and pain were unlimited, and everything that happened to him happened in the immeasurableness of his divinity.

Romano Guardini

#24. In my heart of hearts, I know that whatever I do is going to have integrity, and I'm going to work really hard, and I know that fans are going to take to it.

Christy Romano

#25. Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Ray Romano

#26. I gotta get working, you know? I've been too busy. I've been trying my hardest, but it's really tough.

Christy Romano

#27. That's just the way this business works. You're a reliable commodity.

Christy Romano

#28. Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

Ray Romano

#29. How the air is so thick you can eat it like dirty pudding.

Stephen Romano

#30. Guardini recognized that the liturgy is the true, living environment for the Bible and that the Bible can be properly understood only in this living context within which it first emerged.

Romano Guardini

#31. I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.

Ray Romano

#32. Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.

Ray Romano

#33. I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

Ray Romano

#34. It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

Ray Romano

#35. I'm from New York.

Ray Romano

#36. My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

Ray Romano

#37. Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out.

Ray Romano

#38. And I'm working with all these great people at Sony Publishing.

Christy Romano

#39. There are terrible living conditions and unhappiness, (even) where everybody is Italian.

Romano Prodi

#40. With psych it's all about how raw and stripped down and stupid it gets. Not stupid in a bad way, but more of the fact that you can get to that point where it doesn't matter and you're not thinking about it too much. It's just you being you.

Mike Romano

#41. I love standup and I haven't given it up.

Ray Romano

#42. Are we all clear that we want to build something that can aspire to be a world power - not just a trading bloc, but a political entity?

Romano Prodi

#43. Startled, I flinched "What are you doing?"
"Keeping you from going postal."
"You're doing it wrong.

L.B. Gregg

#44. Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

Ray Romano

#45. I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.

Ray Romano

#46. I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong..

Ray Romano

#47. I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

Ray Romano

#48. I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.

Ray Romano

#49. I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.

Ray Romano

#50. I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

Ray Romano

#51. I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

Ray Romano

#52. I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.

Ray Romano

#53. Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.

Ray Romano

#54. So that's what's going on right now, and I'm looking to put out an album within the next six months.

Christy Romano

#55. I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

Ray Romano

#56. Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Ray Romano

#57. I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.

Ray Romano

#58. The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.

Ray Romano

#59. You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

Ray Romano

#60. That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.

Ray Romano

#61. The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.

Ray Romano

#62. People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.

Ray Romano

#63. I have this mistress: show business.

Ray Romano

#64. I will always recommend Goodwin & Thyne Properties to all my friends and business associates, thank you for going over and beyond the call of duty!

Andy Romano

#65. I live in L.A. Now.

Ray Romano

#66. In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.

Ray Romano

#67. and Jesus advanced in wisdom and age and grace with God and men" (Luke 2:52),

Romano Guardini

#68. I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

Ray Romano

#69. Asceticism means that a man resolves to live as a man.

Romano Guardini

#70. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Ray Romano

#71. Democracies must have equilibrium ... and the entanglement of politics and information must be minimized.

Romano Prodi

#72. My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.

Ray Romano

#73. So I'll go eat places and then I'll run it off in the show.

Christy Romano

#74. If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but for lying to himself. As a matter of fact, stop him right in the middle of the story and just hug him. Nine times out of ten he'll just break down and cry. He knows you know.

Ray Romano

#75. Without the religious element, life is like an engine running without oil-it seizes up.

Romano Guardini

#76. While I'm trying to be different, I'm trying to be very conservative at this point in my career.

Christy Romano

#77. The Italian economy is certainly the weakest of the big European countries.

Romano Prodi

#78. I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.

Ray Romano

#79. I also never went there when I was little because I was too busy working and traveling on national tours.

Christy Romano

#80. So when you are faced with a decision on the euro, it is not surprising that many people are confused. They still try to squeeze the euro debate into the old language. But deep down it is a matter of deciding where one's future lies. It is a matter of political will and courage.

Romano Prodi

#81. It is becoming more widely acknowledged that it is better to have a good constitution than not having a perfect one.

Romano Prodi

#82. Can you fall for someone because you're lazy?

Jodi Picoult

#83. I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

Ray Romano

#84. I lived at home till I was 29.

Ray Romano

#85. I did 15 shows a week when I lived in New York. I did five shows on a Friday and seven shows on a Saturday. It was everything I did and it was my sole source of income.

Ray Romano

#86. As one candle is lit from the flame of another, so is faith kindled by faith.

Romano Guardini

#87. I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn't that proof positive that God is gay?

Ray Romano

#88. If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.

Ray Romano

#89. But first I want to get my master's degree at Columbia's School of International Public Affairs.

Christy Romano

#90. After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'

Ray Romano

#91. In the darkest days of European history, America stood close by us and today we stand close by America, nothing will ever be the same.

Romano Prodi

#92. Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.

Ray Romano

#93. You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

Ray Romano

#94. The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.

Ray Romano