Romancing Your Wife Quotes

#1. I have breakups that I can credit to every song. In my twenties, I picked people who would create that dysfunction and drama, so I could draw upon it.

Kara DioGuardi

#2. When a liar uses words to convince someone to believe them it's like trying to swim with weight wrapped around your legs. It won't work. Eventually you'll tire out and sink.

Rachel Van Dyken

#3. I've never been touched by such an old man.

Karl Pilkington

#4. He said that while Clemence adored the sacrament, he meditated on how it could be possible that humans had evolved out of apes only to sit gaping at a round white cracker.

Louise Erdrich

#5. an isolated blood sugar number has absolutely no value whatsoever, no matter how accurate it is. But even a less-than-accurate number in context has the power to save your life.

William Lee Dubois

#6. We need to balance the budget and force Washington to stop spending more than it takes in.

Joni Ernst

#7. Being an actress can be a little like being a girl in the '50s: You're stuck waiting by the phone, hoping that the boy you like will call.

Zooey Deschanel

#8. When you have a dream and someone makes promises they keep breaking, it is hard to recover. You lose hope.

Yasmine El Rashidi

#9. Are your ass cheeks touching my desk right now?" "You don't even insult me the normal way that you used to," she said. "I actually miss that." I pulled out a box of Clorox wipes.

Whitney G.

#10. but I want you to put him down.

Plato

#11. Don't let other people distract what you're doing. There's always haters.

Dennis Crowley

#12. Each truth we find (in life) leads us a step closer to God.

Donald L. Hicks

#13. Breathe. Finger on the trigger. Crosshairs centered on the back of his head. He'll never know what hit him. Breathe easy. Easy. That's it. Now squeeze." --from the opening of Bloody Lane

Martin E. Lee

#14. The sun only melts butter; love melts the heart.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#15. Nature is full for us of seeming inconsistencies and glad surprises.

Margaret E. Barber