Rolling Pin Quotes

#1. Baravetto was unconscious when we found him," Hi said. "What'd you do to the guy?"
"Kicked him in the balls, then brained him with a rolling pin. Twice.

Kathy Reichs

#2. Means of dealing with the Three Furies before they drove her crazy or assassinated each other with rolling pin or knitting needle.

Diana Gabaldon

#3. You don't ever want to be the wife who keeps her husband from playing poker - you don't ever want to be the shrew with the curlers and the rolling pin. So you swallow your disappointment and say okay.

Gillian Flynn

#4. Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.

Mary Robinette Kowal

#5. Right, sure. Because there's no girls in politics! I have no interest. Voting? What? I forgot my apron. I think I ought to be in the kitchen right now, actually. My rolling pin-

Maggie Stiefvater

#6. My servants put you up to this." "And what if they did? Have you seen Bernadine? The woman wields a rolling pin all day long. I'm certainly not going to refuse her," Elle said. Severin released a bark of laughter.

K.M. Shea

#7. Dorothy's cooking was legendary. It had once been said that she could turn soil to cake. William, her husband, had remarked that he could achieve the reverse, earning himself a sharp smack with the rolling pin.

Jonathan Renshaw

#8. Hostel is one phase in a man's life that teaches him what Indian mothers fail to teach their children despite the use of potential weapons like rolling pin,broom stick, wiper so on and henceforth. Who knows if you are luckier, you might just experience your bachelorhood as a paying guest.

Parul Wadhwa

#9. You don't need a machine to make pasta: a rolling pin and a fast hand can create a smooth, if thick, sheet.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#10. woman's mouth opened and she brandished the rolling pin over her head like a Highland warrior. "PERVERRRRRRRT!" she screamed, and then she ran at him, clubbing him wherever she could reach. Edward

Cynthia Hand

#11. Negotiating the Goodreads interface is like returning a giraffe's eyelashes to their follicles after a Napalm attack using only a rolling pin and a bucket.

Steve Whitmore

#12. You must never call it the Shetlands. Islanders are proud and can be prickly about the name: it's either Shetland or the Shetland Islands.

Ann Cleeves

#13. (Propaganda) proceeds by psychological manipulations, character modifications, by creation of stereotypes useful when the time comes - The two great routes that this sub-propaganda takes are the conditioned reflex and the myth

Jacques Ellul

#14. Live daringly, boldly, fearlessly. Taste the relish to be found in competition - in having put forth the best within you.

Henry J. Kaiser

#15. ...the schoolmaster was one of those men for whom virtuous indignation was a necessity.

Gabriel Chevallier

#16. Consumers online expect dialogue, so pairing your brand with relevant and passion-driven topics is one of the best ways to ensure that you are engaged with key audiences.

John Battelle

#17. Understand That Bad Reviews Are a Sign That You're Relevant The only way you could never get any negative reviews would be if you were so incredibly irrelevant that no one thought you were worth talking or thinking about.

Sean Platt

#18. Sometimes you just need to be selfish to be self-sufficient.

Lois P Frankel

#19. It is hard to keep that which has not been obtained through personal development.

Jim Rohn

#20. If you hate others in the name of God, you should be looking within to see where it stopped being about God and where it started being about YOU.

Christina Engela

#21. The best monsters are our anxieties given form. They make sense on the level of a dream - or a nightmare.

Victor LaValle

#22. I got everything from someone. Nobody can be original.

Philip Johnson

#23. I think you need to know that your hope hasn't been in vain. That there will be a happy ending. That when the show is over, you will hear applause.

Susan May Warren

#24. [About a tiresome colleague]: He could bore for Scotland.

Ian Rankin

#25. Artists get to step outside their comfort zone a 'lil bit and we get some great songs!!

Matt Squire

#26. When something really extreme happens, you have to find a way to embrace that and include it in how you think about the character. Sometimes it's not easy.

David Ogden Stiers