Rohit Bhargava Quotes

#1. I'm getting chest pains ... You give me chest pains Uncle Willie.
It's my fault you get excited.
Yes, it's your fault! I only get chest pains on Wednesdays.
So come on Tuesdays.

Neil Simon

#2. speed understander,

Rohit Bhargava

#3. If the records that I make have one thing in common, it's that there is little recapitulation, and the idea is that it should end in a place very different from where it began, and that you've heard musicians undergo a change or be irreversibly transformed.

David Grubbs

#4. Put away these frozenjawed primates and their annals of ways beset and ultimate dark. What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a keeping place for souls so poor as is this flesh. This gawky wormbent tabernacle.

Cormac McCarthy

#5. When cruelty is inflicted on innocent people, it discredits whatever cause.

Ronald Reagan

#6. With stand-up, you can be as freeform as you want to be. You can say what you want, how you want, at any moment without constraint.

Michael Ian Black

#7. Being elegant means developing your ability to describe a concept in a beautiful and simple way for easy understanding.

Rohit Bhargava

#8. If I were to die tomorrow, then I'll like to know I made the most of my life today.

Willie Booker

#9. We are all carousers and loose women here;
How unhappy we are together!

Anna Akhmatova

#10. Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.

Ted Rall

#11. Volatility may be rising simply because investors must digest more information every day.

Alex Berenson

#12. Lara Jean, I think you half-fall in love with every person you meet. It's part of your charm. You're in love with love.

Jenny Han

#13. The only way to find out why someone decides to engage in armed combat is to look at their individual personality.

Salman Rushdie

#14. Rather fast then surfette, rather starue then striue to exceede.

John Lyly

#15. My parents' mistakes were not my fault, so I had no reason to hide them.

J.D. Vance

#16. What you give to help others, builds them up enough that they are able to give to others. It's a cycle that can continue on long after you're dead and gone.

John C. Maxwell

#17. I think that marijuana should be legalized. I think the only reason it isn't legal is because politicians who smoked it when they were young men or young women just don't have the courage when they become politicians to legalize it.

Richard Branson