Robin Williams Jokes Quotes

#1. After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

Aldous Huxley

#2. Mab had the kind of power you had to describe using exponents.

Jim Butcher

#3. Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Robin Williams

#4. Know that the amount of criticism you receive may correlate somewhat to the amount of publicity you receive.

Donald Rumsfeld

#5. The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

Robin Williams

#6. I was brought in touch with developing post World War I ideas in Europe.

Frank Scott

#7. In her heart it didn't give her near the same feeling that music did. Nothing was really as good as music.

Carson McCullers

#8. We must stop being polite and behaved, and find new inventive tactics to shift the paradigm. We are the majority.

Eve Ensler

#9. It is much easier to recognise error than to find truth; for error lies on the surface and may be overcome; but truth lies in the depths, and to search for it is not given to every one.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#10. Visionaries have the unique ability to dream of what's possible and then make it a reality. We are excited to watch these visionaries use technology to help students develop skills in collaboration, critical thinking and teamwork that they'll need to compete in the global economy.

Michael Dell

#11. Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the Joseph Stalin of laundry.

Richard Kadrey

#12. SUBJECT: Real original
Dear Dark Assholes,
I get the point. Showing me that you know how to log onto a computer and utilize Google must've taken some pretty keen strategizing on your part.
Really, really cool trick. Now leave me the hell alone.
-The DL

S.L. Jennings

#13. Goodness can endure a few moments; holiness is life-defining.

Ravi Zacharias

#14. I've just got to let my teammates know in practice, without even telling them, that I don't think I'm ahead of anybody.

Kevin Durant