Robert Brockway Quotes

#1. Reach into your pocket, a few taps on your smartphone, and you can know anything. We are all omniscient. I have the complete repository of human history sitting two inches away from my dick all day, every day. - Author: Robert Brockway

#2. You need not treat me like a child, sir. I am perfectly capable of navigating this staircase on my own."
He snorted.
Her nostrils flared. "I promise not to ask you to catch me again, all right? Now stop scowling."
Of course he did no such thing. - Author: Karen Witemeyer

#3. It was like a thousand beautiful voices singing to drown out a million more screaming. - Author: Robert Brockway

#4. I don't have an iPod. I don't get the whole iPod thing. Who has time to listen to that much music? If I had one, it would probably have Sinatra, Beatles, some '70s music, some '80s music, and that's it. - Author: Scott Baio

#5. I told you it was easy," HARV said.
"True, but you say that about everything."
"That's because everything is easy for me."
"Everything but humility."
"No, that's easy, too. I just choose not to practice it. - Author: John Zakour

#6. A roster,for example, is a lovely machine - who doesn't love its warm, crispy ejaculations? - Author: Robert Brockway

#7. This is boring, my brain said; nothing to see here. Let's do something else. Let's start a fire. - Author: Robert Brockway

#8. The function of staying alive is automatic, living your life is not, living takes knowing what you are doing and where you are going. - Author: Mark Quam

#9. God manifests himself in each historical period according to the understanding of the people of the era. - Author: Abdolkarim Soroush

#10. You only fall when you look down, Coyote. - Author: Robert Brockway

#11. Music conveys to us itself! - Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein

#12. I hope my work has inspired young artists. I have always tried to maintain my freedom as an artist and I feel it is one of the main reasons I have been successful. - Author: Frank Frazetta

#13. As human beings we are all keenly aware of our own mortality, but although we know we all have to die eventually, there is some small amount of comfort in knowing that maybe it's something we could all do together, as a team. There is, after all, no "I" in "apocalypse. - Author: Robert Brockway

#14. Now I want
Spirits to enforce, art to enchant;
And my ending is despair,
Unless I be relieved by prayer - Author: William Shakespeare

#15. It is simply much easier to infuse life, feeling, and higher truth into a novel than a non-fiction work, to find the license to write truth without being wedded to fact. - Author: Jon Weisman

#16. I'm tough on the outside and soft on the inside ... I'm really a shy guy. - Author: Milo Ventimiglia

#17. Don't waste your time, it is too short, Valuable and irreplaceable. - Author: Mike Murdock

#18. John McCain has already tapped me - Author: Sarah Palin

#19. Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with wads of cash to grant more funds to such trifling matters as the avoidance of space bullets, so they won't give NASA the money - Author: Robert Brockway

#20. She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". - Author: Russell Howard

#21. Without you I don't exist. Anything and anyone who tries to separate us or to destroy the little time we have together at this particular moment of our lives gets the treatment they deserve. - Author: Paulo Coelho