Roadies Audition Quotes

#1. The Welsh have everywhere adopted the Cymric tongue; they hug themselves in the belief that they are pure descendants of the ancient Britons, but in fact, they are rather Silurians than Celts.

Sabine Baring-Gould

#2. In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

Rob Delaney

#3. Olivia Newton-John was our first choice to play Sandy, but she was nervous about acting, whether she would feel comfortable with us and could pull it off at all.

Randal Kleiser

#4. I am ashamed to tell you to how many figures I carried these calculations [of Pi], having no other business at the time

Isaac Newton

#5. You must never throw away things that are worth good money.

Abraham Polonsky

#6. Haters will say what they want, but their hate will never stop you from chasing your dream

Justin Bieber

#7. If you find a footnote, " a library-science prof once told a class of which I was a part, "step on its head and kill it before it can breed.

Stephen King

#8. My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I got to be about 16 or so. My mom was a flight attendant for PanAm, so I moved all over the world. London, Rio de Janeiro.

Tucker Max

#9. You take lessons on how to better swing a golf club or a tennis racket, or to learn the proper techniques for shooting a basketball or throwing a curve ball, but what about running?

Danny Abshire

#10. Donald Rumsfeld also lost his gig last week. When asked what his future plans are, Rumsfeld said, 'What's a plan?'

Bill Maher

#11. A crown Golden in show, is but a wreath of thorns, Bring dangers, troubles, cares, and sleepless nights To him who wears the regal diadem

John Milton

#12. It is time for everyone to sit down - the NCAA, the NBA, the players union and the coaching fraternity - and come up with suitable solutions to these problems.

Dick Vitale

#13. Everything that truly makes us happy is quite simple - love, sex and food!

Meryl Streep

#14. Obviously [Black] Sabbath is definitely a huge name and of course deserving with Ozzy coming back.

John Petrucci

#15. We've built a new Earth. It's not as nice as the old one; it's the greatest mistake humans have ever made, one that we will pay for literally forever.

Bill McKibben