Top 100 Ritchie's Quotes
#1. Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily-clad women.
Kid Rock
#2. Vaughn's vision is older, wiser and harder than Ritchie's.
Will Self
#3. There's something about Lily that makes all the terrible parts of me seem irrelevant. That makes a bad day momentary and a good one infinite.
It's love like this that's worth living for.
Krista Ritchie
#4. We all traverse in and out of people's worlds, leaving footprints. Some larger, some smaller, but there is always a mark. We can't sweep it away.
Krista Ritchie
#5. She's a firestorm that I won't ever smother. I'm the one who inflames her, who riles her to a new, confounding degree. She's my perfect match.
Krista Ritchie
#6. Jeff Beck is my idol .. sometimes he finds notes that I just do not have on my guitar. Frank Zappa's another one .. I loved Frank Zappa ... I do think Van Halen reinvented the guitar ... he's an excellent musician, a shrewd guitarist and as a person he's wonderful ...
Ritchie Blackmore
#7. I want to be strong for him." It's my turn now. I'm ready for it.
Krista Ritchie
#8. Man's greatest excuse to delay the inevitable." "Can you not fucking talk like your auditioning for the role of Confucius?" "If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called a mistake." Of course he goes and actually quotes Confucius. Fuck me.
Krista Ritchie
#9. I don't like the idea of agents in a typical form. The idea of agents, to me, brings up the idea of a man in a very boring suit who's not very good looking and doesn't have much attention to style.
Guy Ritchie
#10. He's Loren Hale. Ice and whiskey. Powerful and intoxicating.
Krista Ritchie
#11. She'll be intelligent and know more than Connor and me put together."
"That's impossible," Connor tells her. "We're the two smartest people in the entire world. You put us together, and you get a superhuman.
Krista Ritchie
#12. I think there's a natural system in your own head about how much violence the scene warrants. It's not an intellectual process, it's an instinctive process.
Guy Ritchie
#13. It doesn't matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that to a girl, especially one that's drunk.
Krista Ritchie
#14. After Lock, Stock, all these really nasty small town characters came knocking at my door trying to tell me stories, and somehow I ended up with this guy whose brother was feeding people to pigs, and that's what he did to get rid of people.
Guy Ritchie
#15. I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad.
I don't know why you're fucking laughing. You have a girl's name and no middle name.
Krista Ritchie
#16. It's like abusing a kid that's been shit on his whole life. I'm not going to add to those bruises.
Krista Ritchie
#17. We always have a take that's 'one for fun', so once you've got what you need, you can do what you like. Something does occasionally pop out of that tree. I'm always open to ideas.
Guy Ritchie
#18. A man in a green truck lays on his horn to my left, as if noise will magically part the congested freeway. I hold back the urge to roll down my window and remind him that he's not Moses and magic does not exist.
Krista Ritchie
#19. That's now what you said last night," he banters.
Connor's lip rise."Shh, that's between us love.
Krista Ritchie
#20. She's the sun. I'm the dark.
If she's gone, I can kiss that fucking light away.
Without her, I know I'll never see it again.
Krista Ritchie
#21. I tuck a strand of my dyed blonde hair behind my ear. It's waist-length and has a habit of being everywhere all the time. Like right now. I am pretty much swaddled in it. I empathize greatly with Rapunzel. She had it rough.
Krista Ritchie
#22. Plus, if we invited Luna, we'd have to invite Jane's two brothers, Eliot Cobalt and Tom Cobalt. Which would probably end with me calling the fire department or our on-call doctor.
Becca Ritchie
#23. Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an upstanding boyfriend, but the only girlfriend Loren Hale will ever treat well is his bottle of bourbon.
Krista Ritchie
#24. As I get more and more involved in the child's world with Rocco [his son] I'm getting interested in making a film for children.
Guy Ritchie
#25. He's masculine and tough and someone who chooses to feed my needs first and his second.
Krista Ritchie
#26. He's clean," Ritchie announced.
Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear.
Jeaniene Frost
#27. I need you to keep looking at me like you're going to burn a hole through my heart, and I need you to tell me that you love the real me. Every day, I need you, Rose. That's how I'm going to stomach this.
Krista Ritchie
#28. I have comic-book loving, pop-culture-obsessed parents. The coolest. I'm sure the two Meadows girls and the seven Cobalt children would protest and say their parents are cool, but there's no comparison.
Hands down, mine are the goddamn best.
Krista Ritchie
#29. If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts.
Ritchie Blackmore
#30. Maximoff lowers his voice. 'The shade is called My Lips Against Your Lips, and it's not coming off. Stop rubbing and let's form a plan.
Becca Ritchie
#31. He's like my wolf - dangerous, alluring and protective - but I can never get close enough or else he'll bite me.
Krista Ritchie
#32. I suppose directing on set is the most fun because it's a good crack and you feel you're on the battlefield whereas writing is a fairly solitary undertaking.
Guy Ritchie
#33. I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'
Al Franken
#34. Luna stares at each of us, even Farrow, like she's mentally grouping us together as the Hale family.A band of fucking weirdos
Becca Ritchie
#35. I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar.
Ritchie Blackmore
#36. To me, he's worth every loud moment, every peaceful silence, the crazy and the sad, the restless and the quiet.
Krista Ritchie
#37. I love you, Dais, because you're the wildest fucking girl with the biggest fucking heart. And without you in my life" - he shakes his head like it's an inconceivable picture - "I'd be the unhappiest fucking guy.
Krista Ritchie
#38. You're not a pit stop. You're my finish line. There's no one after you.
Krista Ritchie
#39. It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants.
Krista Ritchie
#40. ... our favorite Sayings from Ryke Meadows.
My favorite: I fucking love you.
Willow's: I don't fucking understand Tumblr.
Lo's: Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Lily's: Fucking fantastic.
Rose's: No means no. Better yet, fuck no.
Connor's: Connor Cobalt is a fucking narcissist.
Krista Ritchie
#41. I want you for eternity, not for a brief finish line.
There's no one after you.
Krista Ritchie
#42. Jimi ... He was the gov'nor and that's it. He was brilliant, wasn't he?
Ritchie Blackmore
#43. You've helped me for years." His brows pull hard. "Now it's time I help you, and I'm not acting like you're a leper because this guy tells me to. You may be fucking weird as hell when you and Rose start verbally sparring, but you're my weirdo best friend. That's not changing.
Krista Ritchie
#45. I'm totally getting more ass than Ryke Meadows."
She laughs as she squirms in his hold.
"She's not getting more ass than me," he says ...
"Oh yeah? I have a boyfriend. What do you have?"
"A six-pack and a big f**cking c*ck.
Krista Ritchie
#46. I went into this job to do plays, but that's here for 10 weeks, and the rest of the year I do a lot of other things-the administrative work of planning, reading plays.
Michael Ritchie
#47. I love the way he's staring at me. It makes me feel more than just beautiful. I feel like I'm his. Like no one else could possibly compare to me. He doesn't even have to say the words. I see it in his eyes. I can practically read it in his mind.
Krista Ritchie
#48. It's what I'll do now. It's what I'll do tomorrow and the next day. For however long this fight goes on. Just stand up. And I rise slowly to my feet. Heavy and shackled with weight. I still move.
Krista Ritchie
#49. It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can direct lots of films, because directing films is fun and interactive and gregarious. Writing isn't.
Guy Ritchie
#50. It's not a purse, Rose," Connor chimes in, his lips rising. "It's your future." His amusement is palpable.
Krista Ritchie
#51. I think it's that much harder to make a good comedy than it is straight and apparently serious.
Guy Ritchie
#52. I don't think there's a black and white
answer. I think I've been swimming in the gray state of things for so long
Krista Ritchie
#53. First off, don't swear to God around me. He's not listening when I'm in the room.
Krista Ritchie
#55. I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing electrically. But Jeff Beck's great to listen to.
Ritchie Blackmore
#56. You threaten my balls every day."
"That's because they're hanging around my sister," Rose snaps. I hate that she makes a good point. "And you have full right to threaten my eggs or fallopian tubes. Have at them."
I grimace. "I'm not going anywhere near your vagina.
Krista Ritchie
#57. Even in her madness, there's still a level of control.
Krista Ritchie
#58. There's no such thing as problems, Mr. Green, only situations.
Guy Ritchie
#59. So whatever anyone says, whatever anyone thinks - I've lived so very long. I've been in love. I've been free.
I'd like to think, no matter where I go, I can still be found. Just look up.
I'll be there. That's where I'll be.
Every time the sun shines down, maybe you'll think of me.
Krista Ritchie
#60. Don't you ever fucking apologize for another guy's offense.
Krista Ritchie
#61. Some of my best experiences are with writer/directors. Guy Ritchie is one. I feel they have a clearer view of what they want to do. They haven't got to try and interpret someone's writing; it's all theirs. I really admire that.
Jason Statham
#62. Because when you find something you love, you can't quit. Every failure pushes you harder. It's in your soul and in your fucking heart
Becca Ritchie
#63. Thompson and Ritchie were among the first to realize that hardware and compiler technology had become good enough that an entire operating system could be written in C, and by 1978 the whole environment had been successfully ported to several machines of different types.
Eric S. Raymond
#64. Lo," I whisper, my fingers making circles on his black shirt. "I just want you to know that if you leave this world, I won't be in it for much longer." He's a piece of me. You cut it off, and it's like going through life with no lungs.
Krista Ritchie
#65. There's something so human and warm about my dad.
It's his love of the people around him.
His love for his wife and children.
His love for me. It's more powerful than anything I've ever known.
Krista Ritchie
#66. I'd like to work with the missus, but there's nothing in the pipeline at the moment.
Guy Ritchie
#67. I like to think that we've got a plan, so let's stick to it. That said, once we've stuck to it, we're allowed as much improvisation as anyone cares to indulge themselves in.
Guy Ritchie
#68. It's the way his pinky hooks with mine, just for a second, before he full-on cups my hand.
Krista Ritchie
#69. It's exciting to see a kid at a rehearsal meeting with someone who seems like such an icon.
Michael Ritchie
#70. "Lily and Lo f**k a lot," Ryke says, each f-bomb bleeped accordingly ... "If we had to rank who's getting the most, it'd be my brother, his girlfriend, then maybe Connor Cobalt and his hand."
Beside me, Connor grins and sips his wine, finding Ryke's comment more amusing than I would.
Krista Ritchie
#71. What's the point of re-releasing an album? The original sounded good, why change something about it?
Ritchie Blackmore
#72. I'm very moved by Renaissance music, but I still love to play hard rock - though only if it's sophisticated and has some thought behind it.
Ritchie Blackmore
#73. It just happened, Lo. I can't take it back, and I honestly wouldn't.
I think that should be Ryke's motto. It just happened. Or better yet, throw in his favorite word. It just fucking happened.
Krista Ritchie
#74. She's my fucking sun, and even though she's set tonight, she means nothing less to me. I love her just as fucking madly.
Krista Ritchie
#75. I've been Corporate's Least Favorite Kotova since I was fifteen. And with an extended family that fills one-third of all Aerial Ethereal shows, being the worst or best Kotova takes actual effort.
Krista Ritchie
#76. Fine. Such a stupid word really. It feels empty and weightless. It's the kind of word you use to hide the truth.
Krista Ritchie
#77. Will you let me know when you get your superpower?" He nods, and his fingers slide across the base o my neck. I love that he touches me so much more. "I have to warn you though, I may not have one." "That's okay," I say. "Sometimes I like the idea of just being mortal with you.
Krista Ritchie
#78. Pete Townshend used to crash chords and let the guitar feed back. He's overrated.
Ritchie Blackmore
#79. He's thinking about sex. I'm thinking about sex. We're all thinking about sex here.
Krista Ritchie
#80. I think that's the thing about friends who aren't quick to let others in.
When they do give you their friendship, it means something more.
Conner
Becca Ritchie
#81. I don't want to subscribe to my sister's kinky sex videos with her husband!
Krista Ritchie
#83. Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or a whine. Now that's what I call a real star.
Guy Ritchie
#84. This is about Ryke. We can't burn his place of love." I snort. "His place of love is between our sister's legs.
Krista Ritchie
#85. Stevie Ray Vaughan was very intense. Maybe that's what caught everybody's attention. As a player, he didn't do anything amazing.
Ritchie Blackmore
#86. I meet those fierce yellow-green eyes. Even in the wake of my pain, she has this resilience that's more beautiful than words can describe. It's fire to my water. And I want her to burn me alive.
Krista Ritchie
#87. Johnny Winter is one of the best blues players in the world. He's very underrated.
Ritchie Blackmore
#88. The only way you can get good, unless you're a genius, is to copy. That's the best thing. Just steal.
Ritchie Blackmore
#89. Children laugh for no reason at all. They laugh because they're alive and they're in your arms. It's senseless, but this senseless moment pounds against my heart more than a sound fact.
Krista Ritchie
#90. The bad thing about nerd stars: they're so high up that it's hard to hear or see unless you exist in space with them.
Krista Ritchie
#91. I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.
Guy Ritchie
#92. I'm afraid my vagina does not understand tonight's mission.
Krista Ritchie
#93. November 30th marks Luna Hale's eighteenth birthday. Time fucking flies - I remember when she was just a baby and we'd tap each other's noses and say beep beep.
Krista Ritchie
#94. And overwhelmed. When someone reaches out and gives you a hand - for no other reason than to see your success - it's powerful. And rare.
Krista Ritchie
#95. Ryke smiles back, like he's proud of me. It's yours, little brother. I believe in you.
Krista Ritchie
#96. Hate to break it to you, but sex is ten times better than skydiving."
"No it's not," she rebuts.
Ryke leans forward on his char a little. "Then whoever fucked you didn't do it right, sweetheart.
Krista Ritchie
#97. It's about not letting the internal enemy, the real enemy, have his way because the more he does the stronger he becomes. The film's about the devastating results that can manifest from the internal enemy being unbridled and allowed to unleash chaos.
Guy Ritchie
#98. Our love is rare. It's one I can't abandon, even if I tried. When she screams, an identical one rips through me. When she cries, my world rains with grief. When she loves, I truly, truly fly.
Krista Ritchie
#99. I've been sleeping in the same bed as her. I've been taking care of her. She's mine. She feels like she belongs to me. I don't want to share her with any other fucking guy. And I don't want to be with any other fucking girl.
Krista Ritchie
#100. It's still too early to say how my wife will influence my life. But I do already know that it's sometimes hard work living with her.
Guy Ritchie
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