Returnable Quotes

#1. The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Quentin Crisp

#2. Many questions torment America in its dark night of the soul, questions more urgently pressing, and yet it must be asked: How did we get stuck with Piers Morgan? Who is he, why is he here, is he returnable?

James Wolcott

#3. The life is an adventure. Is exciting and terrifying. From time to time can be a little bored but should never be serious.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. Only the guys who never made it and will never make it in the U.S. need to put up the front that they don't care about America.

Gavin Rossdale

#5. 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

Anonymous

#6. If you took a cracked pot and you cracked that cracked pot, you'd be approaching the level of cracked pottery we are talking about here.

Rachel Maddow

#7. I was early taught to work as well as play,
My life has been one long, happy holiday;
Full of work and full of play-
I dropped the worry on the way-
And God was good to me every day.

John D. Rockefeller

#8. I bless the gods for not letting my education in rhetoric, poetry, and other literary studies come easily to me, and thereby sparing me from an absorbing interest in these subjects.

Marcus Aurelius

#9. Lions aren't used to other creatures staring them down. It's a good tactic for life too; even if you're terrified inside, stare it in the eye.

Boyd Varty

#10. A primary reason for my success in the classroom was that I couldn't forget that schooling was changing me and separating me from the life I enjoyed before becoming a student.

Richard Rodriguez

#11. I scrubbed every inch of my body until it was pink and shiny, laughing hysterically because I had to use Rule's dude soap and ended up smelling like a seventeen-year-old boy who'd just discovered AXE body spray

Jay Crownover

#12. If the government interferes to such an extent that the weak thrive and the strong are oppressed, society itself will collapse over time.

Amish Tripathi

#13. Stupidity can often be confused for amazing.

Joshua P. Simon