Return Policy Quotes

#1. I hadn't showered
for days, Jack hadn't stopped crying in as many, and I was wondering
what the return policy was on an infant.

Jane Buckingham

#2. So what options were left?
Kill her. Hide the body.
If only he could ... Damn, stupid conscience. Why had the gods given them that gift? It definitely should have come with a return policy.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. Hope is a terrible gift. The return policy is heartbreak.

Stephanie Gayle

#4. Marketing is the way your people answer the phone, the typesetting on your bills and your return policy.

Seth Godin

#5. Was prepared for one baby. I don't know if I can handle two." "It's a little late for that. There's a very strict no-return policy on babies.

Molly Harper

#6. Kill her. Hide the body. If only he could ... Damn, stupid conscience. Why had the gods given them that gift? It definitely should have come with a return policy.' (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. Every wave of passion restrained is a balance in your favor. It is therefore good policy not to return anger for anger, as with all true morality.

Swami Vivekananda

#8. For me, appropriate policy means that we continue to reduce accommodation and return to a neutral federal funds rate

Michael H. Moskow

#9. For more than a half a century, we know that we prospered because of a bipartisan consensus on defense and foreign policy. We must do more than return to that sensible, cooperative approach.

Hillary Clinton

#10. Do I want someone to get more hits than me? No. Do I want someone to hit more home runs than me? No. Do I want someone to have more RBI than me? No. I get a kick out of seeing the all-time leaders and my name's on top of every one, with the exception of strikeouts. I get a kick out of that.

George Brett

#11. Our greatest foreign policy problem is our divisions at home. Our greatest foreign policy need is national cohesion and a return to the awareness that in foreign policy we are all engaged in a common national endeavor.

Henry A. Kissinger

#12. Khomeini has offered us the opportunity to regain our frail religion ... faith in the power of words.

Ruhollah Khomeini

#13. As man is so constituted that it is utterly impossible for him to attain happiness save by seeking the happiness of others, so does it seem to be of the nature of things that individuals and classes can obtain their own just rights only by struggling for the rights of others.

Henry George

#14. I write exclusively using computers. Pens and typewriters can fsck right off - I wrote my first half million words in my teens on a manual typewriter (had to trade it for a new one due to keys snapping from metal fatigue) so I am not a pen or typewriter fetishist.

Charles Stross

#15. We Communists have got to string along with the capitalists for a while. We need their agriculture and their technology. But we are going to continue massive military programs ... (soon) we will be in a position to return to a much more aggressive foreign policy designed to gain the upper-hand ...

Leonid Brezhnev

#16. When you check out at PetSmart, the cashier usually asks you if you want to donate money to PetSmart charities to help save the animals. Usually, we're so busy we don't even pay attention.

Jenna Morasca

#17. How does it feel to be seven thousand years old?"
"That depends."
"On what?"
"On how I want to feel.

Greg Egan

#18. Calling China's online censorship system a 'Great Firewall' is increasingly trendy, but misleading. All walls, being the creation of engineers, can be breached with the right tools.

Evgeny Morozov

#19. If there is not a united policy, this mechanism will not work: it will collapse, and it will ... undoubtedly be the end of Schengen, the return of national borders.

Francois Hollande