Retirement Golf Quotes

#1. Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache ... unless you play golf.

Gene Perret

#2. How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#3. Retirement is an illusion. Not a reward but a mantrap. The bankrupt underside of success. A shortcut to death. Golf courses are too much like cemeteries.

Saul Bellow

#4. In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

Gene Perret

#5. I had a very detailed retirement plan, and I feel like I've met every aspect of it: a lot of golf, a lot of carbs, a lot of fried food, and some booze, occasionally - I've been completely committed ... The results have shown.

Andy Roddick

#6. I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis tournaments.

Richard Davies

#7. When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you can't just sit back in a rocking chair and be retired at 35. I'm not a good enough golfer to play golf every day.

Drew Bledsoe

#8. I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf so much. To stay young, you have to stay in the mix.

Ron Rice

#9. I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.

Pat Morita

#10. Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Jen Kirkman

#11. I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

Dick Van Dyke

#12. You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong.

Morton Shaevitz