Relationship Advice For Men Quotes

#1. My wife married a man; I saw no reason why she should inherit a baby ... I am very fortunate in having a wife who likes being a woman, which means that she likes men, not elderly babies.

John Steinbeck

#2. I live. I write. I watch old movies. I read. I watch the sunset. I watch the moon rise.

W.P. Kinsella

#3. Men still think women will like who they are, not realizing: it's what they can do for a woman that sets the man apart.

Solange Nicole

#4. But Mr. Bennet was not of a disposition to seek comfort for the disappointment which his own imprudence had brought on in any of those pleasures which too often console the unfortunate for their folly or their vice.

Jane Austen

#5. Let's put it like this; men like Berkley, like me, we don't get a no for an answer, a girl who says no is like a ... like a unicorn, and we all want to **** the unicorn!

Carolina Soto

#6. In the great debates of early-nineteenth century geology, catastrophists followed the stereotypical method of objective science-empirical literalism. They believed what they saw, interpolated nothing, and read the record of the rocks directly.

Stephen Jay Gould

#7. Don't expect a man will try any harder to keep you than he did to get you.

Angela N. Blount

#8. The world always said to just be yourself, but it turned out when Evelyn was herself, no guys were at all interested, so she was left with games of make-believe, expressing enthusiasm for whatever the men wanted to do, be it rock climbing or going to a cheese-beer pairing or a Knicks game.

Stephanie Clifford

#9. I'm one of those people who, as long as I am still healthy and my thoughts are more or less clear, I don't think I can retire entirely.

Martti Ahtisaari

#10. Never depend on a single income. Make Investments to create a second source." - Warren Buffet

Archie Lee

#11. Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

Michelle M. Pillow

#12. My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts from your first date when you're in the seventh grade onwards. Women are fixers so we have to just not fix. Don't fix.

Jennifer Garner

#13. Lack of communication can drive a spike between two people wider than any physical distance.

Mark W. Boyer

#14. Love is supposed to lift you up, not hold you down. It is supposed to push you forward, not hold you back.

Suzy Kassem

#15. Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.

Fulton J. Sheen

#16. You cannot, in human experience, rush into the light. You have to go through the twilight into the broadening day before the noon comes and the full sun is upon the landscape.

Woodrow Wilson

#17. The promise of equal educational opportunity envisioned by the Brown decision remains unfulfilled.

Bobby Scott

#18. In marriage never withhold sex because for men sex is the biggest love expression that a woman can give in a committed relationship.

Linda Alfiori

#19. She turned and bolted out the door. She had learnt an important lesson - "When a man paid 'for' you ... you paid 'to' him." It was her first Valentine slaughter.

Mallika Nawal

#20. If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.

J. Richard Singleton

#21. I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!

Terry McMillan

#22. Kiss a woman's lips, and you have her for a moment; kiss a woman's soul, and you have her for a lifetime.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#23. There's always a puppet and a puppeteer in a relationship. Take your time to find out which one you are.

Alamvusha

#24. You'll pretend you were men instead of babies, and you'll be played in the movies by Frank Sinatra and John Wayne or some of those other glamorous, war-loving, dirty old men. And war will look just wonderful, so we'll have a lot more of them. And they'll be fought by babies like the babies upstairs.

Kurt Vonnegut