Top 66 Redd's Quotes
#1. Well now," the scholar went on, "I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who could use a tan, so you needn't grant my opinion any authority, but I consider the queendom lucky that a handful of Milliners and their children lived incognito among the population during Redd's tyranny.
Frank Beddor
#2. If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.
Redd Foxx
#3. Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America - that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
Redd Foxx
#6. But I killed you," Alyss said. "Did you?" Red turned to The Cat. "Why wasn't I informed?
Frank Beddor
#7. Redd stared at the bald head bent down before her. How refreshing Vollrath's sacrifice was. He didn't beg for his life. He didn't embarrasss himself with groveling or sniveling, or appeals to her nomexistent mercy.
Frank Beddor
#8. It wasn't a mistake to come out of college early. It was the best move I ever made. I had one year to practice and learn the NBA game. It was like a redshirt year.
Michael Redd
#9. Without a twich of exertion, Redd sealed his lips with glue. "Who wants to kill him?"
The Cat raised a paw. Siren and Alistare raised their hands.
"Mmmmmm mmm mmm," protested Jack.
Frank Beddor
#10. The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.
Redd Foxx
#11. I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.
Redd Foxx
#12. My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
Henry Louis Gates
#13. Desmond Mason is one of my best friends in the world. And he's a great, great talent.
Michael Redd
#14. Sometimes, tragedy is the only wake-up call.
Redd Kaiman
#15. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Redd Foxx
#16. William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman
#17. Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Redd Foxx
#18. The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.
Redd Foxx
#19. Shooting is a lost art. I want to be one of the artists who is remembered for a long, long time.
Michael Redd
#20. Redd Towers Apartments, whose advertising slogan, 'If you lived here, you'd be home by now,' did little to fill vacancies.
Frank Beddor
#21. Life's not meant to be spent in a cubical
Blair Redd
#22. I'd had a cold that day and wasn't as powerful as usual, otherwise Alyss would never have done so well," Redd said as, in the alcove, the final image dissolved. She blew at the cloud and it drifted out into the crypt. "Has a malicious ruler ever suffered more? I think not.
Frank Beddor
#23. If any of the numbers people were arrested, Willard and Mariah Redd carried the money to set them free. Being arrested with policy slips or other numbers paraphernalia was a misdemeanour with a fine of $50.
John W. Harshaw
#24. Obviously you look at "Magic" (Ervin Johnson) and Michael (Jordan) and you learn from them growing up, but I think you are just born with it from day one.
Michael Redd
#25. For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."
To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."
Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!
Frank Beddor
#28. Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.
Redd Foxx
#29. Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.
Redd Foxx
#30. I know the next level for me is to make my teammates better, to win a championship, and to where they have confidence that they can score 20 or 15 points a night and be consistent.
Michael Redd
#31. I'm not playing for the All-Star Game, I'm playing to win games.
Michael Redd
#32. You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.
Redd Foxx
#33. We're family," Alyss said.
Redd snorted. "Is that supposed to mean something?"
Family," Alyss said again, trying to convince herself more than Redd.
Don't talk to me about family! You were never disowned by your parents!"
I'd rather have been disowned by them then see them murdered.
Frank Beddor
#34. It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.
Redd Foxx
#35. Pastor McFucking Bride this ... Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!
S.B. Redd
#36. In this life, no matter what you do-you will never be able to satisfy everyone. So stay true to yourself and do you. Trying to please others, you will only end up angry and dissatisfied with life.
Redd
#37. I am more powerful than that disgustingly well-intenioned niece of mine!
Redd Heart
Frank Beddor
#38. After a long silence, Dodge cleared his throat. "I think I speak for all of us when I say, 'Huh?'"
-Dodge(obviously)
Frank Beddor
#39. Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.
Redd Foxx
#40. And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you've pulled. It don't matter if you got seven doubles in your damn hand.
S.B. Redd
#41. Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
Redd Foxx
#42. I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.
Redd Foxx
#43. When I was 16 years old I led the team in scoring. I would attack, attack, attack and that is something I think you are just born with, I really do.
Michael Redd
#44. But I killed you," said Alyss.
Did you?" Redd turned to The Cat. "Why wasn't I informed?"
The Looking Glass Wars
Frank Beddor
#46. I wanted to become one of the best guards in the NBA. In order to accomplish that, I had to increase the intensity of my workouts.
Michael Redd
#47. What am I to do with you?" Redd asked.
"M-maybe you could-" Jack began.
The Cat raised a paw. "I know."
"It was a rhetorical question, fools! You don't answer it! Since when do I need help making anyone suffer?
Frank Beddor
#48. What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?
Redd Foxx
#49. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx
#50. I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.
Redd Foxx
#51. Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.
Frank Beddor
#52. When I was in grade school I was always the guy that got 20 or 18 points. Even back then, I would lead my team in scoring.
Michael Redd
#53. Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.
Redd Foxx
#54. Entering the foyer, Royale already decided that he would thank Shake once more for being by his side at Keena's recital. But she stunned him by eagerly waiting for him just like old times - on her knees wearing only a collar and a leash.
S.B. Redd
#55. There are a lot of shredders in country music - Redd Volkaert, Brent Mason, Dan Huff .. and guys like that
Brad Paisley
#56. I know that good things will happen for me if I keep working hard.
Michael Redd
#57. You know, in everyone's life you go through just trying to learn what one times one is - one times one equals one.
S.B. Redd
#58. It is all about confidence: 90% mental and 10% physical, that is what basketball is. I live by that and it seems to be working.
Michael Redd
#59. This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
Redd Foxx
#60. I've finished running from you, Redd. It's time for you to run.
Alyss
Frank Beddor
#61. Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television.
Charley Pride
#62. A girl's legs are her best friends ... but even the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx
#63. I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.
Redd Foxx
#64. You are not worried about scoring; you are worried about winning the game.
Michael Redd
#65. Off with their heads!" the woman screamed. "Off with their stinking, boring heads!""
Redd, The Looking Class Wars
Frank Beddor
#66. I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
Redd Foxx
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