Recordable Storybook Quotes

#1. Coalitions though successful have always found this, that their triumph has been brief.

Benjamin Disraeli

#2. That was a f****g dumb question. If I didn't think I was gonna win, why the hell would I be fighting?!

Rocky Marciano

#3. I'm saying that I can't live without the sun shining down on my face, and I can't dream without the stars kissing me goodnight. I can't be without you

S.L. Jennings

#4. [Sweets Edison] was one of the greatest stylists in Jazz of all time. And on top of that, when you listen to him, you say 'yes, that's Sweets' and you automatically smile. This is really unique. He changed the way how to play this instrument.

Clark Terry

#5. Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Tom Arnold

#6. If we are only willing to open our hearts and minds to the spirit of Christmas, we will recognize wonderful things happening around us.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf

#7. Don't ask why the elephants wear such large shoes,
And why the kangaroos are reborn kidnappers,
And why the sailing birds are all Romantics.

Robert Bly

#8. Most people ended up, after only a couple of months, far, far away from where they'd intended to go, stuck in some barbed underbrush of a quagmire when they'd meant to head straight to the ocean.

Marisha Pessl

#9. Being president of the University of California is like being manager of a cemetery: there are many people under you, but no one is listening

Mark Yudof

#10. Murky language means someone wants to pick your pocket.

Erica Jong

#11. Holding my camera, freezing, and a mile from flames that could burn me alive, I'd finally found what I didn't know I was looking for.

Jamie McGuire