Real Housewife Quotes

#1. I've become a real housewife. Terry doesn't mind me working, in fact he loves me to be independent. But I only get an allowance of $15 dollars a week, which doesn't go very far.

Marta Kristen

#2. "You make cheese yourself," she repeated reverently. "You are a real housewife." It has taken me decades to get here, but I took that as a compliment.

Barbara Kingsolver

#3. Jason closed his eye and winced. "Why is this weekend not ending?" "Because the universe hates you, and you agreed to marry a bloodsucking wannabe Real Housewife of New York, who would have used her nails as a way to kill you so we'd all end up on Dateline - crying.

Rachel Van Dyken

#4. The deepest thing in any one is the conviction of the bad luck that follows boasting.

Gertrude Stein

#5. We can never fully repay the debt of our proud nation to those who have laid down their lives for our country. The best we can do is honor their memory, ensure that their sacrifice is not in vain, and help provide for their families.

Susan Collins

#6. A housewife's work has no results: it simply has to be done again. Bringing up children is not a real occupation, because children come up just the same, brought up or not.

Germaine Greer

#7. I'm crazy, boy. I'm a madman. I could eat both of you for dinner and love every bite.

James Dashner

#8. I got taken in by my uncle Frankie, know to his friends as Butcher Franchetti and to his enemies as 'Oh God no, don't kill my children, Don Franchetti'.

Garth Ennis

#9. My vagina smells like a set of nuts."

"Awesome.

Debra Anastasia

#10. Lord I submit my body to You. Help me to be disciplined in the way I care for it. Help me to choose health-filled and life-giving foods and be able to resist eating what I should not have. Enable me to make the right choices with regard to what I eat.

Stormie O'martian

#11. My dear, he talked of peering into catamites' anuses, if you can conceive of anything more wonderful.

Damon Galgut