Readinger Elizabethtown Quotes

#1. I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet.

Lisa Graff

#2. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Mitch Hedberg

#3. All the power in the world, resides inside you.If you let it.

Krishna Sagar

#4. He'd built his career on the fallacy of clear boundaries between the material and the imagined, and the idea that the difference mattered.

Katherine Lampe

#5. I have great respect for Sean Penn. It's like most relationships that fail. It's not one thing, it's many thing that go on over a period of time.

Madonna Ciccone

#6. That's what music is to me. Like, stuff that I really like to play loud. And I've got my quiet CDs, too, that I listen to around the house, but if you can't go there, then ... Everyone gets so upset with me, I can't win.

Liz Phair

#7. Some people take no mental exercise apart from jumping to conclusions.

Harold Acton

#8. An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Konrad Adenauer

#9. They don't know they have expectations, but I show them by counterexample what their expectations were.

John Darnielle

#10. Swis bank & banks like this must be done away with to put an end to plundering of poor nations. the account holders should be hanged.

David Self

#11. What did I learn in my travels? In whatever foreign country I visited I met dreamers who longed to reach America and its promise of an enriched life so I knew we had a country rich in opportunity, but I also met those brilliant Jews already in America who had been denied that promise.

James A. Michener