Ray Reardon Quotes

#1. The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

Russell Howard

#2. Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Richard Lewis

#3. The scarcity of years does not necessitate lack of wisdom.

James Clavell

#4. I don't have any blonde friends.

Gina Gershon

#5. Soup,"she said gruffly. "Nothing in the world that can't be made worse by facing it on an empty stomach. Even if the end's coming, there's always time to eat.

Charlie Fletcher

#6. If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot.

Stephen King

#7. The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#8. Don't just work for the money; that will bring only limited satisfaction.

Kathy Ireland

#9. To laugh continually is to never laugh at all. For it takes the periodic sound of sorrow from which to distinguish the sound of joy.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#10. Do you know that's where the word comes from? Hangover? Historically, when there was a hanging, there'd also be a big street party, everyone boozing it up. Then the next day, when the hanging was over, they'd all feel like a steaming pile of shit, hence the now commonly used term.

L. H. Cosway

#11. I think there's going to be a very sudden shift in people's perception of the International Space Station, because suddenly it's going to look much, much bigger than it already is.

Marc Garneau

#12. The result is a twitching convulsion of vicious drivel passing itself off as a movie, which can be best appreciated by the kind of people who dig Showgirls, the Saw franchise and Spike Jonze-Charlie Kaufman flicks.

Rex Reed