Raunchy Spongebob Quotes

#1. If guilt was an animal then it would be an octopus. All slimy and wriggly with hundreds of arms that wrap around your insides and squeeze them tight.

Annabel Pitcher

#2. A mental choice, absent a real heart change, is no choice at all. We couldn't force ourselves to be something we were not. That just couldn't happen. And it didn't.

Ira Wagler

#3. I created "Bouquets In Fantasia" when I was strictly painting in the genre of "Fantasy Flower Art".

Minnelli Lucy France

#4. I remember trying not to disrupt everyone else in the room, fumbling around trying to figure out how to use the medium with a beautiful model disrobed in front of me ...

Don Watson

#5. Do the strong cry every night for a month? she asked softly.
When they need to, I countered, clasping her hand. Women, Arjumand, women are taught that there's no strength in our tears. But why are one's tears powerless, if those tears lead to insight, or a sense of peace?

John Shors

#6. Began to tear at it - not as a creature that eats earth and grass, but as if it were eating a curtain or a piece of scenery with the world painted on it.

Neil Gaiman

#7. Arkansas is a state where politics is retail.

Mike Huckabee

#8. Thomas was baffled by this girl - first the connection he'd felt to her from the very beginning, then the mind-speaking, now this. "Everything about you is weird. You know that, right?"
"Judging by your little hiding spot, I'd say you're not so normal yourself. Like living in the woods, do ya?

James Dashner

#9. No one will ever know what 'In Cold Blood' took out of me. It scraped me right down to the marrow of my bones. It nearly killed me. I think, in a way, it did kill me.

Truman Capote

#10. Mama only snorted. A terse, ironic half laugh, the kind of angry chortle that powered Mama through her daily drudgery, as if it were the exhaust from an internal engine that runs on pure sass.

Stefan Merrill Block

#11. intrepid adventurer would have been seen in those sparsely populated

Bob Biderman

#12. The days we shared I alone would remember now.
I suddenly felt less real.

Robin Hobb

#13. We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.

Ethan Hawke

#14. The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.

Dan Quayle